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• Look Around You

  
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  Monologue | Thursday night on "The Jay Leno Show": Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner confirmed today we are expected to lose $30 billion from our investment in the auto industry, to which Bernie Madoff goes, "Hey, I could have done better than that."
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• Hiding in the Border Region

  
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  Monologue | Thursday night on "The Late Show With David Letterman" : It sure is cold. So cold that Osama bin Laden was seen hiding in the border region between Palm Beach and Fort Lauderdale.
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• Strange Starlike Object

  
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  Monologue | Thursday night on "The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson" : Not such a great day for the health care reform. The so-called public option died on the Senate floor today. It could have survived, but apparently it had a pre-existing condition.
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• Local Construction Projects

  
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  Monologue | Thursday night on "The Tonight Show With Conan OBrien" : According to a new poll that just came out, 44 percent of Americans wish President Bush were back in office. However its only 20 percent if you exclude comedy writers.
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• The World That Ought to Be

  
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  Monologue | Thursday night on "Late Night With Jimmy Fallon" : Big day for President Obama. During his Nobel Peace acceptance speech in Norway, Obama stated, "Let us reach for the world that ought to be -- that spark of the divine that still stirs within each of our souls." Obama got those words from his new ...
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• Filmmaker Reflections - The 2000s: Vol. 4

  
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  ( If you haven’t already, please be sure to check out Filmmaker Reflections - The 2000s: Vol. 1 for a series explanation and to read the first batch of reflections.) Filmmaker Reflections - The 2000s: Vol. 4 I saw Chuck & Buck in one of those perfect bubbles of unawareness—no preparation ...
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• How I Warmed up Today

  
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  Monologue | Wednesday night on "The Jay Leno Show": You know how I warmed up today? I stayed inside and watched the coverage of the global warming conference.
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• Sneaking Into Afghanistan

  
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  Monologue | Wednesday night on "The Late Show With David Letterman" : Do you know what President Obama is doing tomorrow? And this is kind of cool, especially if youre the President. Hes going to accept his Nobel Peace Prize. And as you know, the Nobel Prize is a predictor of the Academy Awards.
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• In the History of Presidents

  
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  Monologue | Wednesday night on "The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson" : I have to say, not a great day for President Obama. A new poll shows that President Obama has the lowest approval rating of any first-year president in the history of presidents. Things are so bad today the President said the surge in ...
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• Black People are Depressed

  
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  Monologue | Wednesday night on "The Tonight Show With Conan OBrien" : Rush Limbaugh says black people are depressed because President Obama isnt doing a very good job. That proving, once again, that no one has their finger on the pulse of the African-American community like Rush Limbaugh.
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• A Fair Playoff System

  
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  Monologue | Wednesday night on "Late Night With Jimmy Fallon" : Congress was hard at work today trying to come up with a fair playoff system for college football. Congress was working on this. Meanwhile, the NCAA spent the afternoon kicking around ideas for how to win the war in Afghanistan.
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• No Mention of Christmas

  
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  Monologue | Wednesday night on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" : A California congressman named Joe Baca has announced hes no longer pursuing legislation that would have given Tiger [Woods] the Congressional Gold Medal. He released a statement saying, "In light of the fact that Tiger has comported himself in a manner utterly ...
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• Filmmaker Reflections - The 2000s: Vol. 3

  
  / HAMMER TO NAIL — Authority: 123
  ( If you haven’t already, please be sure to check out Filmmaker Reflections - The 2000s: Vol. 1 for a series explanation and to read the first batch of reflections.) Filmmaker Reflections - The 2000s: Vol. 3 I went to the movie Chuck & Buck blind and by myself and it changed my life. The movie ...
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• You Know the Idiot?

  
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  Monologue | Tuesday night on "The Jay Leno Show": Looks like the Obama Administration is expanding the C.I.A.s controversial use of pilotless aircraft flying over Pakistan. See, what is controversial about that? Weve got pilotless Northwest planes flying over Minneapolis.
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• You Cant Blame the Salahis

  
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  Monologue | Tuesday night on "The Late Show With David Letterman" : How about the couple that sneaked into the White House for the big state dinner? Now, theyre going to be subpoenaed by the House Homeland Security Committee. And I thought well finally, theyre being invited somewhere.
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• Postponed for the President

  
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  Monologue | Tuesday night on "The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson" : Earlier tonight, ABC aired "A Charlie Brown Christmas." Finally aired it. It was, you know, that warm, entertaining Christmas special. It was supposed to be on last week, but it was postponed for the Presidents speech, which turned out not so ...
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• He Threw Two

  
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  Monologue | Tuesday night on "The Tonight Show With Conan OBrien" : Yesterday in Minnesota, a man was arrested because he threw two tomatoes at Sarah Palin during a book signing. Security immediately arrested the guy and gave him his own show on MSNBC.
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• Live From Afghanistan

  
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  Monologue | Tuesday night on "Late Night With Jimmy Fallon" : Hey, the "Today" show was live from Afghanistan this morning. It went head-to-head with Afghanistans number one morning show, "Good Morning and Death to America."
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• Arrested at the Mall

  
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  Monologue | Tuesday night on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" : A man was arrested at the Mall of America yesterday for throwing tomatoes at Sarah Palin, calls them, "Italian apples."
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• MANgina Monologues: A One Trans Show by Riki Wilchins @ Busboys & Poets

  
  The New Gay — Authority: 546
  Just what America needed but didn’t know it wanted: a lesbian, Jewish comic with a sex change and an attitude. One of the country’s most prominent trans-activists, Riki Wilchins takes on binary genders, identity politics, passing, political correctness and the medical establishment in an evening of humor, ...
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