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• Low Friggin Door Handles

  
  The Friggin Loon — Authority: 154
  Late breaking Nanny State news, low door handles in British schools could be a safety issue. Everybody panic! Britain’s Office for Standards in Education, Children’s Services and Skills are seriously concerned about the dangers low door handles present. God forbid a little snowflake is able to reach the handle and ...
  2 hours ago

• Celebrity Kryptonite! – Mumbai 24 – Mid Day (Mumbai)

  
  Miss Malini — Authority: 138
  28/11 [IMG: http://www.missmalini.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/epaperpdf_28112009_281109ms-mn-7.jpg]
  3 hours ago

• Genius Britney Spears turned down a Lady GaGa song!

  
  22MOON.COM — Authority: 150
  . . . Pop sensation Lady Gaga was secretly pleased when Britney Spears rejected one of her songs – because she was allowed to keep the tune for herself, WENN reports ...
  5 hours ago

• NE-YO NEVER KNEW I NEEDED.

  
  The Fakeness Blog - Fake Is The New Real. — Authority: 143
  So what do we think about Ne-Yo huh? Im not familiar with his music at all, but I love what he added to 50 Cents "Baby by Me" single and now Im interested. Below Ne-Yos contribution to the upcoming Disney flick The Princess and the Frog . Plot :A fairy tale centered on a young girl named Princess Tiana who ...
  8 hours ago

• Happy Vasectomy!

  
  Craftastrophe — Authority: 523
  For the beloved man in your life. The one that inseminated you then sat back and watched as you birthed a watermelon-sized child from your tender pink lady bits. The one that said he was not going to have that vasectomy and “why don’t you just get your tubes tied instead”. The one that you threatened to remove ...
  9 hours ago

• Lady GaGa does not get drunk!

  
  22MOON.COM — Authority: 150
  . . .       Lady GaGa doesn’t go to clubs or get drunk   November 27th, 2009 AZCENTRAL.COM Lady Gaga never gets drunk - because she is too ...
  9 hours ago

• Jesus on Me Iron!

  
  The Friggin Loon — Authority: 154
  Jesus! You know it’s a slow friggin newsday when the lead story is “woman saw image of Jesus on her iron”. Geez and here I was thinking God didn’t have a sense of humor (or sense of irony), guess I was wrong. Some days are diamonds. Psst If Jesus  really wanted to win over non believers he should have ...
  11 hours ago

• Friggin Aggressive Elks!

  
  The Friggin Loon — Authority: 154
  Elk, husband, elk, husband? When Ingemar Westlund found the body of his wife, Agneta, by the side of a lake in Loftahammer, police were pretty much convinced it was a murder and hubby was prime suspect. For 10 days he was held in custody thinking ah shit! It wasn’t until forensic analysis came back and revealed that ...
  12 hours ago

• Casanova Brown

  
  night is half gone... — Authority: 131
  Cross reference under: "same titled songs which are not the same", and "things that could only possibly ever interest me". Compare and contrast: "supercool dude, cross the room, diggin on me..." "Than Howud HUGHES had MUHnay...."
  13 hours ago

• Shes not dead, but her computer is...

  
  Shut Up & Knit! — Authority: 123
  Greetings, this is Knittyotter with an update on Cookie. She is doing well, but her computer is dead. Shell be back when she has a new box. (insert dirty joke here) Im on the phone with her trying to convince...
  16 hours ago

• Masturbating In Manure

  
  The Friggin Loon — Authority: 154
  Hey dude, thats shit...my shit! David Truscott has been accused of breaking into a barn in Redruth, England and masturbating while sitting in a pile of manure. Yes, you heard me, he was spanking the monkey in shit! I don’t think there is anything more left to be said really!
  16 hours ago

• Epic Billboard Fail

  
  The Friggin Loon — Authority: 154
  Oh crap, epic billboard fail. OMG look what can happen when you don’t pay attention to your breaking news tweets posted on your electric billboard. WPMI-TV Alabama that is priceless!
  17 hours ago

• Never Summer Revolver Rocker

  
  LIMITEDHYPE — Authority: 616
  Let me just start off by saying that I’ve never been more excited to try out a new board. While I’ve heard insanely great things about them, I’ve never personally strapped into a Never Summer . Brothers Tracey and Tim Canaday started designing boards in Colorado in the 80’s, but it was only in 1993 that they ...
  17 hours ago

• Jessica Biel Knows She’ll Never Win An Oscar

  
  Celebrity News, Celebrity Gossip, Entertainment News - Anything Hollywood — Authority: 635
  Jessica Biel recently opened up to The Independent about how she doesn’t ever expect to win an Oscar. Now, Jessica Biel is much more known for her bodacious body and relationship with Justin Timberlake then she is for her acting ability, so this revelation isn’t groundbreaking. More kind of a like a “duh” ...
  17 hours ago

• Yesterday & Today

  
  Authspot — Authority: 560
  After the dawn sets free, for the new day I’ll see from the dark I’ll step away and begin life with a new day. Yesterday, you’re like a gold I always dreamed to hold, yesterday your like a star I like to reach above the sky. Yesterday a flower bloomed posy red with the morning dew, trailed the ...
  18 hours ago

• Someone

  
  Authspot — Authority: 560
  When I’m down and feeling blue I need someone and it’s you the one who understands me above all humanity. When soul burned in agony feeling like nonentity, I need someone to talk to enlightens mind to push through. You’re someone I needed to, who’ll set me free from being blue You’re the best ...
  19 hours ago

• Thou shalt not fly a Canadian flag

  
  Blue Like You — Authority: 496
  In Caledonia, Ontario, Canada.Where two-tiered justice reigns supreme.(H/T The Raging Owl)*   *   *   *Update: H/T to Jad for directing me to Christie Blatchford’s columns at the Globe where I came upon a whole series of enlightening columns.For example – Welcome to Caledonia, where flying the flag is asking ...
  20 hours ago

• Top-Flite proves its cheap in price, not quality

  
  Snoo.ws — Authority: 428
  Callaway Golf is making use of the Poptent community to inspire filmmakers and videographers to develop a user-generated video that will spread virally online and tell consumers the true Top-Flite story. Poptent is a vibrant community of filmmakers, actors, comedians, grips, animators and more who are connecting to ...
  21 hours ago

• New Additions to the Art Gallery

  
  d r a g o n b o n e s — Authority: 100
  I know, I know – it’s about time! Well, I’ve finally added some of the images I did for Nevermet Press to the Finished Art gallery here on the site. Many of you have seen these in one form or another already, but they’re new here to the site, and if you follow my art [...]
  1 day ago

• Saturn Never Sleeps Sampler #1

  
  Beatlife — Authority: 412
  Saturn Never Sleeps is an audio/visual collaboration between King Britt and Rucyl Mills that involves  producing progressive, genre-bending and experimental music and events. Their live shows have included forward-thinking musicians such as Taylor McFerrin, Sarah White, Flying Lotus and others in the business of ...
  1 day ago

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