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Each week we offer the unsubstantiated personal opinions of a 78 year old man’s meandering observations on the human condition. Nobody Asked Me But, People who wear informal clothes on Sunday for church surprise me.

Each week, we offer the biased views of a 78 year-old man commenting on human life. NOBODY ASKED ME BUT, Olive Garden these days is skimping on the salad and trying to find a tomato is an expedition into the unknown.

Stunning Keepsake Books for your Mini-Me Every child loves to see their name in print and if there’s a way to make seeing your name in print more exciting, it is seeing your picture along side it. Proud Canadian company Mini Me Books has gotten it just right with their creation of The Octopus Book.

Each week, we offer the ruminations of a 78 year old man who is trapped in the mind of a 12 year old boy. NOBODY ASKED ME BUT, I saw sign that said: “Wellness Chiropractor.” Is this the opposite of an “Unwellness Chiropractor?” They are tearing down Yankee Stadium in order to build Yankee Stadium.

Believe it or not, women are equal to men when it comes to stalking. A man does his stalking thinking with his testosterone. Some women tend to do it differently by learning a man’s ways. It could be psychological stalking, whereas women may get information on the man through having another woman try to speak to him and see where his head is at.

Each week we offer the biased and completely unsubstantiated observations of a 78 year old man with the mind of an 11 year old boy. Nobody Asked Me But, My approach to dieting is simple, take a bite of a candy bar or lick of an ice cream cone and throw them away. I rub my face after eating, not wipe it.

Each week, we offer biased and unproven observations on the human condition as seen through the mind of a 77 year-old American. Nobody, Asked Me But, I saw a sign in a barber shop that said: “haircuts for men, women, seniors.” I did not realize I am now a member of another species on planet Earth.

Each week, we offer the observations of a 77 year old American on his nation and the world. Nothing in these comments is to be construed as factual. Nobody Asked Me But, America made a terrible mistake by abandoning the trolley car. France is currently developing a new generation of trolleys that are providing comfortable rides in several cities.

So, Angelina finally gave birth. Seemed like a long, long pregnancy. But, then, she’s been recorded/photographed/written about, etc. for every single minute of every single day of every single week of every single month for the last nine months.

Each week we offer a review of headlines that appeared in the world’s press with our own commentary. Sweden, The Local: “Chocolate Penis Craving Lands Man In Court” I think the judge drooped the case. Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette: “Remove Sex Curriculum From Schools” In Saudi Arabia, the camel brings the baby.