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• lesson from the roads of ny state

  
  walking english — Authority: 129
  we drove 1300 miles and every song we strained to hear in the green dashboard glowing was about us and we learned the earth makes granite and men shape it light will fall forcefully on a womans perfect form fame is one end punk rock is another even water bends to gravity time and distance can be masters or slaves ...
  2 days ago

• Home, at last.

  
  I Like Chocolate... — Authority: 121
  Date: 24.11.09Time: 3:38am.Location: My Room, Msia.Finally... Im home =) if it werent for Coles doggie choc biscuit... pipi vaguely remembers me... ... that... dog... hmmm....
  4 days ago

• One liners for Nov. 22

  
  Detroit Business News — Authority: 830
  What was the point of attending U.S. Rep. Mark Schauers bogus town-hall meeting after he had already voted for everything that needed discussion?— Lenny LaFleur, Leoni TownshipDonate this year if you can. Charity is always good for the soul.— Jo...
  5 days ago

• Monoblogue by Neil Berliner: Nicholas Cage is Blowin’ His Wages

  
  STAGE TIME Magazine | Stand-Up Comedy Resource — Authority: 134
  Nicholas Cage’s former financial manager is fuming. He claims that Cage, not he, caused his own financial disaster. “He bought 15 mansions, two castles in Europe, four yachts, and several Rolls Royces…and I’m sure that the TGIFriday’s “2 for 1″ entree coupon I gave him is still rotting in his wallet!A ...
  5 days ago

• So, Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

  
  ivman's blague — Authority: 118
  There are some classic types of jokes that people either love or hate — puns, knock-knock jokes, elephant jokes, blonde jokes, light bulb jokes, Polack (or substitute the group of your choice) jokes, riddles, etc. Frankly there are some of those that I dont prefer personally. In todays blog post, Im featuring why ...
  1 week ago

• Bride Speeches - Don’t Get It Wrong on You Wedding Day!

  
  3stepADS - Free Advertising Blog — Authority: 587
  Writing a bride wedding speech is very difficult for a few reasons.  Firstly because it is not very common to have the bride speak at her wedding and therefore there are very few examples to work from and no particular traditional structure, but also because the bride is supposed to be beyond reproach and some [...]
  1 week ago

• Old Ass Movies: Duck Soup

  
  Film School Rejects — Authority: 668
  Every Sunday, Film School Rejects presents a movie that was made before you were born and tells you why you should like it. This week, Old Ass Movies presents: Duck Soup (1933) Duck Soup may be the funniest movie of all time. It deals with war, politics, fear, corruption – and it does so without taking ...
  1 week ago

• One liners for Nov. 15

  
  Detroit Business News — Authority: 830
  Is Lou Dobbs too "middle of the road" for CNN?— John Minar, Brooklyn Rep. Mark Schauers vote on national health care won him an "all- expenses-paid trip" back to Battle Creek. A Republican will give him his ticket.— Arthur L....
  1 week ago

• Monoblogue by Neil Berliner: Dead, Rich Andy Warhol

  
  STAGE TIME Magazine | Stand-Up Comedy Resource — Authority: 134
  Andy Warhol’s painting, “200 One Dollar Bills” just sold at auction for $43.7 million. Look for my new work entitled “$43.7 Million Dollars” on eBay tomorrow. Bids start at $200.Researchers have found that pigs are brilliant at finding food stashes, and will even follow other pigs that seem to know where the ...
  1 week ago

• What Linux Distro and Version am I using????

  
  Greg Laden's Blog — Authority: 663
  In the old days, you could just use the "help" menu item to figure this out (drilling down to "about") but now there is so much "helpful" crap in the dialog that opens when you do so, that it has become much less helpful. So just open a command line and cause the contents of the files that contain your release ...
  1 week ago

• Kernel prepatch 2.6.32-rc7

  
  Linux/Unix News - motd.ambians.com — Authority: 165
  The 2.6.32-rc7 kernel prepatch is out. " Most of the commits are the kinds I like at this stage: one-liners and few-liners, but I have to admit that theres some bigger-than-I-would-have-liked patches to the Radeon KMS driver. " The short-form changelog is in the announcement, or see the full changelog for all the ...
  2 weeks ago

• one liners

  
  Life at Willow Manor — Authority: 469
  I forgive the girl with the purple pen who hacked up Charles Simic. Without the leaves to sound proof, if I listen carefully, I hear the semis roaring in the distance; it makes me think of Frosts "and miles to go before I sleep". I forgot to put the trash out this week . He doesnt know it, but ...
  2 weeks ago

• Today’s Spam Giggles

  
  3Ps in a Pod — Authority: 434
  I have these great spammers who also send one-liners and they generally make me laugh – thought you might too.If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.What do you use to redecorate a baby’s bathroom? Infantile.Why do birds fly south for the winter? It’s quicker than driving.What do ...
  2 weeks ago

• The curious case of Twitter and how it is ruining comedians’ career

  
  Thaindian News — Authority: 726
  London, Nov 11 (ANI): Comedians are fuming as their jokes are being plagiarised on Twitter and other websites.Comics have complained that the reason some of their gags were falling flat was that many people in the audience had already read them online.They claim that their stand-up routines are being pilfered by ...
  2 weeks ago

• You Know Youre a Nurse When...

  
  AblesAntics — Authority: 123
  ( This was e-mailed to me by my Aunt Betty. Although I was not a nurse, I was a Medical Assistant, and worked in a hospital, I understand these perfectly!!!) 1) the front of your scrubs reads "Nurses... here to save your ass, not kiss it!" 2) you occasionally park in the space with the "physicians only" ...
  2 weeks ago

• Monoblogue by Neil Berliner: Can’t Buy Elections!

  
  STAGE TIME Magazine | Stand-Up Comedy Resource — Authority: 134
  New Jersey governor Jon Corzine has lost in his re-election bid, despite outspending his opponent by millions. Just goes to show that in our great nation, money isn’t everything, and it can’t buy elections! (NOTE: This statement is not valid for the New York City mayoral purchase on 11/3/09.)Some parents are ...
  2 weeks ago

• One liners: Nov. 8

  
  Detroit Business News — Authority: 830
  If Nancy Pelosi thinks losing two out of three major races is a victory, then the Phillies must have won the World Series. Right?— Don Scouten, BrooklynWhen Rep. Mark Schauer claims he will read a 2,000-page, "deficit-cutting" health-care bill over...
  2 weeks ago

• One-Liner: Milton Friedman’s final miracle

  
  William K. Wolfrum Chronicles — Authority: 532
  One day in the future, when the world is a smoldering wasteland and just 10 humans remain, one of them will control all the wealth and enslave the others. And that one person will declare it the greatest of all of Milton Friedman’s miracles . –WKW
  2 weeks ago

• Twitter/Facebook by vizkid

  
  Pro Freelance Projects — Authority: 180
  Need thought-provoking ONE liners which can be used in Twitter/Facebook. Should not be related to politics. Should make people respond. – Initially this is for a month and then according to performance it will change… (Budget: $30-250, Jobs: Advertising, Blog, Facebook, Forum Posting, Twitter)Go to SourcePost ...
  2 weeks ago

• Book and a movie…

  
  THE BLARG — Authority: 430
  …right here: Butter My Butt and Call Me a Biscuit: And Other Country Sayings, Say-Sos, Hoots and Hollers by Allan Zullo and Gene Cheek (Andrews McMeel Publishing) This pocket-sized collection of more than 200 quaint country colloquialisms is… well, exactly that. If that sounds like something you want to add ...
  3 weeks ago

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