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• Monoblogue by Neil Berliner: Can’t Buy Elections!

  
  STAGE TIME Magazine | Stand-Up Comedy Resource — Authority: 133
  New Jersey governor Jon Corzine has lost in his re-election bid, despite outspending his opponent by millions. Just goes to show that in our great nation, money isn’t everything, and it can’t buy elections! (NOTE: This statement is not valid for the New York City mayoral purchase on 11/3/09.)Some parents are ...
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• One liners: Nov. 8

  
  Detroit Business News — Authority: 822
  If Nancy Pelosi thinks losing two out of three major races is a victory, then the Phillies must have won the World Series. Right?— Don Scouten, BrooklynWhen Rep. Mark Schauer claims he will read a 2,000-page, "deficit-cutting" health-care bill over...
  2 days ago

• One-Liner: Milton Friedman’s final miracle

  
  William K. Wolfrum Chronicles — Authority: 555
  One day in the future, when the world is a smoldering wasteland and just 10 humans remain, one of them will control all the wealth and enslave the others. And that one person will declare it the greatest of all of Milton Friedman’s miracles . –WKW
  3 days ago

• Twitter/Facebook by vizkid

  
  Pro Freelance Projects — Authority: 177
  Need thought-provoking ONE liners which can be used in Twitter/Facebook. Should not be related to politics. Should make people respond. – Initially this is for a month and then according to performance it will change… (Budget: $30-250, Jobs: Advertising, Blog, Facebook, Forum Posting, Twitter)Go to SourcePost ...
  3 days ago

• Book and a movie…

  
  THE BLARG — Authority: 429
  …right here: Butter My Butt and Call Me a Biscuit: And Other Country Sayings, Say-Sos, Hoots and Hollers by Allan Zullo and Gene Cheek (Andrews McMeel Publishing) This pocket-sized collection of more than 200 quaint country colloquialisms is… well, exactly that. If that sounds like something you want to add ...
  4 days ago

• One-Liner: The Equal bias of Fox & MSNBC

  
  William K. Wolfrum Chronicles — Authority: 555
  One need only visit MSNBCNation.com to see it’s obvious that Fox News and MSNBC are equally biased. –WKW
  6 days ago

• One-Liner: Pretend Conservatives

  
  William K. Wolfrum Chronicles — Authority: 555
  What do Roland Hedley , Martin Eisenstadt , Stephen Colbert & Joe Lieberman have in common? All will pretend to be conservative for the right price. –WKW
  6 days ago

• Delrae Roundup

  
  Fragrance Reviews - PereDePierre.com — Authority: 118
  By Dane Although I admit I dont love much of the Delrae line, I will say that they are admirable in their construction, made of what seem like quality ingredients, and are packaged nicely. What I cant appreciate is the excessive volume that many of them take, but used very sparingly, the line is interesting and ...
  1 week ago

• Famous Perl One-Liners Explained, Part III: Calculations

  
  good coders code, great reuse — Authority: 508
  This is the third part of a seven-part article on famous Perl one-liners . In this part I will create various one-liners for calculations . See part one for introduction of the series. Famous Perl one-liners is my attempt to create “ perl1line.txt ” that is similar to “ awk1line.txt ” and “ sed1line.txt ...
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• Monoblogue by Neil Berliner: Swine Flu, Prick?

  
  STAGE TIME Magazine | Stand-Up Comedy Resource — Authority: 133
  By Neil BerlinerMy doctor wants me to get the swine flu vaccine; said it’s “perfectly safe”. It’s just my rabbi who thinks there’s something not kosher about it.A Philadelphia woman has been arrested for offering sex in exchange for World Series tickets. She gives new meaning to the term “box ...
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• 60 Internet Marketing Articles Project For Diana (16) by fabianjh

  
  Pro Freelance Projects — Authority: 177
  Need 60 Internet marketing articles, original only, must pass Copyscape. 250 words, $180 for articles. Escrow 50%. Paragraphs must contain at least three full sentences (no one-liners and point forms allowed)… (Budget: $30-250, Jobs: Articles)Go to SourcePost similar project
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• Hang in There!

  
  I Like Chocolate... — Authority: 120
  Location: How5!, Clayton.Time: 4:08pm.Not normally a cat person but...hang on there buddy... from now on, theres no turning back!
  1 week ago

• One liners for Nov. 1

  
  Detroit Business News — Authority: 822
  With all flack comparing Obama to Hitler, at least Hitler got the Olympics to come to his country.— Rick Glasgow, Blackman TownshipA message to President Obama concerning Afghanistan, he who hesitates is lost.— Paul Graham, Cement City The incinerator will...
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• Lets Offend Everyone

  
  A Peek Into Our Lives — Authority: 135
  Covering all the possibilities... What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? The position of the dirt bag. Why is divorce so expensive? Because its worth it. What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do lawyers use for birth control? Their personalities. Whats the ...
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• LFF: Fantastic Mr. Fox Press Conference

  
  Talk Stories — Authority: 155
  A few weeks ago the London Film Festival began its first press conference of the festival with the Opening Film, Fantastic Mr Fox . On the panel was the writer/director, Wes Anderson and the stars, George Clooney , Bill Murray , Jason Schwartzman , Eric Anderson, Jarvis Cocker and Wallace Wolodarsky. What follows was ...
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• One-Liner: Twitter going down

  
  William K. Wolfrum Chronicles — Authority: 555
  If unemployment rates went down as often as Twitter did , the United States would be at 0% unemployment by December. –WKW
  2 weeks ago

• Monoblogue by Neil Berliner: El Paso Ugly

  
  STAGE TIME Magazine | Stand-Up Comedy Resource — Authority: 133
  A poll in www.totalbeauty.com says that women think that the ugliest men in the country are in El Paso, Texas. When guys hit on women there, the ladies all respond the same way, “I’ll pass-o”.Major League Baseball has announced that for the World Series, there will be no bottles, cameras, or large backpacks ...
  2 weeks ago

• One liners for Oct. 25

  
  Detroit Business News — Authority: 822
  Religion is for adults who still need to believe in fairy tales.— Tom McFarland, JacksonObamas health-care plan is not about health insurance for all; its about redistribution of wealth. Can you understand this, Democrats?— Arthur L. Greenman, BrooklynObama says stay...
  2 weeks ago

• sundays.

  
  I Like Chocolate... — Authority: 120
  Location: How5!Time: 3:22pm.Owh my blue and white carriage... ... Whisk me away to Pinewood... ... Yesh, thats as exciting as my life gets these days... haiz....
  2 weeks ago

• How To Get A Woman Fast On A Friday Night

  
  3stepADS - Free Advertising Blog — Authority: 576
  Did you know that Friday night is one of the best nights of the week to go out to meet a woman? Well, take it from me, at the end of a busy week, this is the one night that girls like to gather with their mates and hit the town, knowing that come what may, they dont have to get up for work in the morning. So guys, ...
  2 weeks ago

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