parenting humor

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• Family Conversation

  
  Paternal Prose — Authority: 104
  Scene: Cooper is building a "table" with his blocks, on the floor of the living room. Dad is observing from the couch, and mom is straightening the kitchen. Dad : Thats a nice table youre building. Working hard? Cooper : Yeah. Dad : Working for the white man? Mom : Honey, please dont say stuff like that. I ...
  14 hours ago

• Mom Talk: You Know You’re a Parent When…

  
  Tiny Talk — Authority: 474
  Post by Jessica R. Here’s a little parenting humor to remind us that sometimes it’s better to laugh than to cry when we realize that our lives no longer resemble anything we ever imagined. You know you’re a parent when… You refer to “using the restroom” as “going potty.” For yourself. In public. ...
  1 week ago

• The God Who Gently Leads

  
  Girl in a Glass House — Authority: 112
  In light of the wonderful discussion I had last night with the women in the Sunday Night Christian Life group I lead each week, I thought it appropriate to re-post this bit of writing from a few months ago that I put up on my other blog,   The Contented Nest  . "When my kids grow wild and unruly, I ...
  1 week ago

• 11 Rejected Ideas for Full-Length Nickelodeon Specials

  
  abdpbt — Authority: 417
  Oh, Maaaan! Scared Straight: Swiper The Fox At Corcoran Don’t Call Me The ‘Little Green One!: Brobie Uncoverd, A Barbara Walters Interview Special Extreme Makeover: From Dora The Explorer to Dora And The Explorer Girls Wuzzleberries Are Not The Only Fruit: An After-School Special Starring Widget From ...
  3 weeks ago

• Got Er Done

  
  The Crab Chronicles — Authority: 125
  It’s been a satisfying day, because I have gotten several things accomplished.   Mother’s computer has been on the fritz for several days but she’s now back online. She sends and receives hundreds of emails every day, and knows a lot more about what’s going on in the world than I do. She asked me ...
  3 weeks ago

• Happy Halloween

  
  Naptime Writing — Authority: 420
  P: [standing in doorway with blank look] M: What do you say? P: [whispers] Happy Halloween M: [loudly, beaming] Yes, Happy Halloween. P: [now ready for a full discussion with candy-wielding stranger] And Happy Mommy and Daddy Home Day. And Grandma’s coming, too. Candy Stranger: Here you go. Happy Halloween. P: Thank ...
  4 weeks ago

• She’s right, I do want that bumper sticker

  
  Cardiogirl: 19% body fat 100% fun — Authority: 125
  Apparently my kid knows me well enough to anticipate some of my behavior. The other day I had to ask Katie, my 9-year-old, what that Jonas Brothers song with the slammin’ beat is called. It’s “Keep it Real.” I did try to search for it before she woke up and produced bupkis. I don’t listen to the lyrics ...
  4 weeks ago

• Repost — Kids: The ultimate Murphy’s Law abiders

  
  Parenting By Trial and Error — Authority: 459
  1.  On weekends or other free mornings, your kids inevitably wake up at an unearthly hour, making it difficult, if not impossible, depending on their age, for you to catch a few extra zzs. 2.  Conversely, on school mornings or when they have to get up by a certain time, your kids are sure to be groggy and crabby as ...
  5 weeks ago

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