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• 11 Rejected Ideas for Full-Length Nickelodeon Specials

  
  abdpbt — Authority: 121
  Oh, Maaaan! Scared Straight: Swiper The Fox At Corcoran Don’t Call Me The ‘Little Green One!: Brobie Uncoverd, A Barbara Walters Interview Special Extreme Makeover: From Dora The Explorer to Dora And The Explorer Girls Wuzzleberries Are Not The Only Fruit: An After-School Special Starring Widget From ...
  2 days ago

• Got Er Done

  
  The Crab Chronicles — Authority: 129
  It’s been a satisfying day, because I have gotten several things accomplished.   Mother’s computer has been on the fritz for several days but she’s now back online. She sends and receives hundreds of emails every day, and knows a lot more about what’s going on in the world than I do. She asked me ...
  1 week ago

• Happy Halloween

  
  Naptime Writing — Authority: 125
  P: [standing in doorway with blank look] M: What do you say? P: [whispers] Happy Halloween M: [loudly, beaming] Yes, Happy Halloween. P: [now ready for a full discussion with candy-wielding stranger] And Happy Mommy and Daddy Home Day. And Grandma’s coming, too. Candy Stranger: Here you go. Happy Halloween. P: Thank ...
  1 week ago

• She’s right, I do want that bumper sticker

  
  Cardiogirl: 19% body fat 100% fun — Authority: 124
  Apparently my kid knows me well enough to anticipate some of my behavior. The other day I had to ask Katie, my 9-year-old, what that Jonas Brothers song with the slammin’ beat is called. It’s “Keep it Real.” I did try to search for it before she woke up and produced bupkis. I don’t listen to the lyrics ...
  2 weeks ago

• Repost — Kids: The ultimate Murphy’s Law abiders

  
  Parenting By Trial and Error — Authority: 119
  1.  On weekends or other free mornings, your kids inevitably wake up at an unearthly hour, making it difficult, if not impossible, depending on their age, for you to catch a few extra zzs. 2.  Conversely, on school mornings or when they have to get up by a certain time, your kids are sure to be groggy and crabby as ...
  2 weeks ago

• I’m confused.

  
  Naptime Writing — Authority: 125
  I’m a bit confused, I must admit. When you were new to this world, we had to eat dinner in under 3 minutes. As you grew, we got even faster, because without at least two hands to supervise your every antic, we were in way too much trouble to even make dinner worth it. And now it takes you 90 minutes to eat the ...
  2 weeks ago

• Peanut University

  
  Naptime Writing — Authority: 125
  Things I learned today: A small child galloping through the house shouting “I’m helping; I’m helping” is absolutely irresistible. And probably not helping. When a flashlight is pointed directly at a fetus in utero, the thing squirms as though it’s never seen light. This does not surprise parental units, ...
  3 weeks ago

• 26 Pointers For Constructing A Fake News Story In Which Your Child’s Life Is Endangered

  
  abdpbt — Authority: 121
  I hate it when I tell a story and find out somebody has taped it. With all guerrilla marketing stunts, it is crucial that you have a plan. Putting your child on a homemade weather balloon is not a plan. Putting your child on a homemade weather balloon, without any kind of product placement, is not a plan either. ...
  3 weeks ago

• #66 – Nannies

  
  Stuff Rich People Love — Authority: 110
  NanniesPrice: Bribing INS“Hola”, “kamusta” and occasionally “Reespek mon” are important foreign phrases that every rich person knows. While foreign languages used by the rich tend to be more highbrow than the native tongues of Mexico, The Philippines and Jamaica respectively, the wealthy like to ...
  3 weeks ago

• The Cheerios Lessons

  
  Writing for Kids (While Raising Them) — Authority: 489
  Who doesn’t love Cheerios? Little circles of oat goodness! The TV show “Glee” pays homage to Cheerios by naming their cheerleading squad after the superior cereal. And since we’re already cheering, let’s whoop it up for the Spoonfuls of Stories program! Cheerios distributes 6 million children’s stories ...
  3 weeks ago

• There goes Mom, the pack mule

  
  The Mom Blog — Authority: 135
  Hee haw. Do my ears look like they’re growing longer, like Pinocchio’s when he ran away?Because, when you’re a mom, you often feel like a pack mule, hauling all your kids’ junk from one place to the next.Sweatshirts, snacks, juice boxes, crayons, coloring books, water bottles, soccer cleats, baseball glove, it ...
  3 weeks ago

• A Short Conversation

  
  Paternal Prose — Authority: 106
  The setting: Mom, Dad, and Cooper are on the way home from a dinner outing. Cooper: [Squealing and shouting playfully, yet obnoxiously, and interrupting mom and dads conversations.] Queen Kandis: Why did we have a kid again? Rob: Don’t remember.
  3 weeks ago

• Do Comics Contribute to Literacy?

  
  Mama's Musings — Authority: 123
  Ah, back to school! My children had their second day of school today, and I will tell you I am enjoying their willingness to crawl sleepily into bed by 8 p.m. No more bedtime battles from kids whose brains have been on hold for the past six weeks. Its "hit the books for you, Buster. And were all glad. My kids, 8 ...
  8 weeks ago

• What’s it like when they go away to college?

  
  The Mom Blog — Authority: 135
  I recently wrote about “back to school day” around our house, during which Cheetah Boy and Curly Girl would not let their Mom (the artist formerly known as Mommy) walk them to school, meet their teachers, or be seen with them in the vicinity of campus in any way, shape or form.They did, however, console [...]
  8 weeks ago

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