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"I don't like how your pies taste," says this hapless husband, caught in the act of pastryphilia by his wife and a gaggle of girlfriends in (wait for it) "Attack of the Clothed Female/Naked Male." "So you fuck it?" We have been eager to show you this title but we keep getting waylaid, as if by "Pirates".

I finally made my own Matchbox Pinhole Camera. I was surprised at how easy it was to construct, and so far, it’s been easy to use. Now I just have to see how the photos turn out. I had to make a cheat sheet on the back so I would remember my shutter times and how far to turn the winder.

More » 11:05 AM on Tue Sep 16 2008 By Dashiell Bennett 446 views, Comment In Brief Imagine our excitement when we received an email tip today with the subject line "Naked NFL football jock!" ... and our crushing disappointment when we realized that it was more of a tip than we realized.

With the amount of porn sent to me (for free!) every week, I have come to appreciate any non-standard scene setups. There are only so many times, for example, I can watch Darryl Hanah absently masturbating on a couch as a cock enters from the left of frame before I ... well, watch a hundred more scenes just like it.

Granted, there are those who'd point out that there would never be a porn title called "White Sweeties," and that specifying a performer as a "sweety" might imply that others of that race, gender, nationality, or creed aren't sweeties.

According to polls conducted by the Bogue Chitto branch of the Fleshbot Research and Development Group, the most common ejaculation uttered at first sight of Jenny Hendrix is "Fuck Me" (emphasis added). So, though it might be a little on the nose (or somewhere south) to name a movie thusly, at least it is guaranteed popular appeal.

"Holy shit. Look at you." That's the first thing out of the mouth of the director of Vivid's "Brand New Faces 10" when he sees Pharyn Sparxxx for the first time. Me, I was like "Holy shit; look at your name tag." Had she been the guy from those old Cheetos commercials, Ms.

Michael Phelps is everybody's hero, but are we the only ones who admit that we think he looks like a supergeek on this Sports Illustrated cover? How could they do this to him? This photo will follow him for the rest of his life. To put it politely, it minimizes his attributes.

Knowing Kylie Ireland as I do (she once prevented her dog from eating my Wheat Thins), one has confidence that her movie "Bitch And Moan 2" will not be some by the numbers effort featuring lesbians-'til-graduation pouting for the camera in fake alarm.

WINDOWS Vista is an operating system. As such, it’s amenable for managing all the operations on your computer arrangement your software, your hardware, and all the book administration tasks you initiate. If you bang a abrasion button, Vista manages the operation. If you accessible a new spreadsheet, Vista manages the operation.