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1786. The scene, we are happy to note, has been punched up a bit by two highly unexpected and welcome video bits, so we have a double feature today, from both the Big Fat Brain Boys and our favorite scourge of the Engrish-speaking world, Kiko! First, in an interlude in You Suck At Photoshop, we find Sn4tchbuckl3r taking a few moments out from the Battle for Peopleburg with a PSA about honesty.

In not so shocking news, Steve Smith is back (almost) and he’s got more awesome quotes. This particular one is about texting with the Panthers’ trainer in the middle of the Chargers game and his reaction (and the reaction of his bowels) to the news that the Cats were winning. “I was asking what was going on,” Smith said.

I received some feedback on my Poop Machine ad, so I have revised it and I will unveil my new ad for all the dog magazines. First, Stormy said that $99.95 was a good price point because it is much cheaper than $100.  I agree Stormy!  Humans seem to really like anything that ends in 99 or 95, so I decided to go with that and I am very glad you agree since you are super smart.

I've been working on my poop-to-gold converter.  By working, I mean I have been dreaming about how wonderful it will be to have lots of gold so I can buy treats.  If Kat is nice to me, I might even let her have one treat.  I doubt she can restrain her bossiness though. I did make this ad for my invention.

I have a new pair of pants. They are size 14, and the biggest pants I have ever tried to keep on my hips, and it’s not working particularly well. I shouldn’t be wearing them at all, but I stayed last night at Ben’s and I pretty much didn’t try them on before I decided they’d be perfect for work today.