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• Dude and Dude: Dumbing and Dumber

  
  O'Ceallaigh & The Quill — Authority: 126
  “Hey, dude!” “Who you calling a scarecrow , dude?” “You’d rather I called you a stuffed shirt ?” “ Sure , dude. That way, when I’m feeling insufficiently padded, I can fix it by knocking the stuffing out of you .” “ Hey!! “ “No, dude, that belly’s foam padding. Lot better than ...
  12 hours ago

• Contest Winner and Funny Mystery Titles

  
  Lisa Dale's Blog — Authority: 108
  Hi all! First things first: Time to pick the winner of the October LOVE TO READERS contest. (Sorry I’m a little late with this this month!) So–chosen totally at random by my fiance–the winner is: RobynL YAY, Robyn! Email me with your address and let me know what gift you’d like from my LOVE TO ...
  1 day ago

• Photo

  
  Daily Cow — Authority: 503
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  6 days ago

• Look Out for the Cheetah…

  
  Oddly Enough — Authority: 505
  Blog Guy, I’m outraged. Connect me to your blog’s complaint department! Hello, this is the Odd Blog Complaint Department. Your call is important to us… Look here, I think this Basler guy ran a photo of Usain Bolt and a cheetah cub for the SOLE purpose of justifying a cheap pun headline playing off of a hit ...
  6 days ago

• Commit to your puns

  
  lovable liberal — Authority: 134
  Get Fuzzy , by Darby Conley, embedded from here .
  1 week ago

• Stuff: Hey, it sums up me!

  
  Zayne Humphrey's Blog. — Authority: 112
  They should specifically make a T-shirt of this, specifically for me. Expecting a pun? Too bad.   To the bone.
  1 week ago

• Calling An Audible

  
  O'Ceallaigh & The Quill — Authority: 126
  He and She were on their way home from a local sport-motif eatery, where the food was good but the noise … well, let’s just say that they were grateful for a table on the lanai by the water. He: “You do know what they call a TV that’s hooked to a really loud sound system, don’t you?” She: ...
  1 week ago

• Small Town Funeral Procession

  
  Miss Cellania — Authority: 627
  There was a funeral procession making its way down the towns streets. A hearse was in the lead, taking the dearly departed to the cemetery. As the procession was climbing a steep hill, the hearse passed over a pothole and bounced. The back of the hearse flew open and the coffin, with its rollers attached, came out of ...
  1 week ago

• Pun Fun

  
  CHOPSTIX — Authority: 121
  A long time ago, Will and I had way too much fun with the poor girl who was swept away by a rogue wave when her boyfriend proposed. And now, a poor cheerleader is forced to walk backwards due to a rare neurological disorder, which was allegedly caused by the flu shot. Of course, B and I couldn’t resist. I guess ...
  1 week ago

• Joke of the Day – Issue #64

  
  fracas — Authority: 130
  Actual Australian Court Docket 12659 – Case of the Pregnant Lady: A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.  She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.  She immediately moved to another seat. This time his smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.  The man seemed more amused.  When on the ...
  1 week ago

• Bob and Betty

  
  Miss Cellania — Authority: 627
  Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe... as it happens, near Transylvania.  They were driving in a rental car along a rather deserted highway.   It was late and raining very hard.  Bob could barely see the road in front of the car.  Suddenly the car skids out of control! Bob attempts to ...
  1 week ago

• Joke of the Day – Issue #63

  
  fracas — Authority: 130
  A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to get a good view of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the lady ...
  1 week ago

• God of War Collection trophies released

  
  BeefJack - The Gamer's Sauce. — Authority: 523
  Riddled with puns and pop culture, the trophy list for the soon to be released God of War Collection is now publicly available.Most games tend to have at least one platinum trophy, and in the case of most PSN games, not even that. God of War Collection has two platinum trophies, which makes sense I [...]
  1 week ago

• Halloween Groaners

  
  Evaluation — Authority: 142
  Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers. What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray. What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo. What kind of mistakes do spooks make? Boo-boos. What kind of cereal do monsters eat? Ghost Toasties. What does Tweety Bird say on Halloween? Twick or ...
  1 week ago

• And No Fluorescent Colors

  
  O'Ceallaigh & The Quill — Authority: 126
  She: “ Another hot day in Paradise!” He: “Yeah. But don’t yell it out too loud, ok? People in hats and mittens might not take too kindly to it.” She: “It’s a lot easier to get warm than it is to get cool .” He: “It is. Assuming you can pay for the clothes or the heat . Still. ...
  1 week ago

• Joke of the Day – Issue #62

  
  fracas — Authority: 130
  Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, “I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?” “Only one kiss per yard, ” replied the smirking male clerk. “That’s fine,” replied the girl. “I’ll take ten yards.” With expectation and anticipation ...
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• TOO MANY BEET PUNS, ONE GOOD BAND

  
  Viceland Today — Authority: 143
  Ever since I went to Russia I’ve been super keen on beets. They put it in their awesome traditional borscht soup and in their weirdly heavy but supremely tasty mayonnaise and smoked fish salads. It’s also good for the heart. So when I started seeing bands named after the prince of root vegetables, I was strangely ...
  1 week ago

• Ghost Photography

  
  Miss Cellania — Authority: 627
  There was this haunted house on the outskirts of the town which was avoided by all the townfolk - the ghost which `lived there was feared by all. However, an enterprising journalist decided to get the scoop of the day by photographing the fearsome phantom. When he entered the house, armed with only his camera, the ...
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• Ball Square Fine Wines lays an Oeuf

  
  limeduck — Authority: 110
  I’l love to blog about Somerville’s Ball Square Fine Wines & Liquors ‘ recent expansion and renovation, their superior selection and the expertise of their staff.  Anybody who’s been there can attest to those.  Instead I shall blog about being sassed for desiring a wine with a punny name. I popped ...
  1 week ago

• Just call me “Easy Writer”

  
  Relevant News — Authority: 514
  Blog Guy, a couple of weeks ago you featured a rebus in your blog. How about another one? Rebus More here:  Just call me “Easy Writer”
  1 week ago

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