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• Way down upon the Swanie River

  
  Oddly Enough — Authority: 523
  Blog Guy, you seem to know a lot about nature. Can swans fly? No. They can neither fly nor swim. What? Hold on, I’ve SEEN swans swimming in lakes and rivers and stuff! No, you’ve seen swans, which have very long legs, PRETENDING to swim. Mostly, though, they prefer to travel by boat. I s that right? ...
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• Day 2.317: More please and thankyou!

  
  Exiles in New York — Authority: 129
  After a fairly successful day at work, I arrived home to find Exile #2 dreading the weekly shopping trip. So instead of taking over bedtime duties I took on the shopping trip instead. The shelves and the aisles were overflowing with Thanksgiving foodstuffs and shoppers respectively and the air was filled with the ...
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• Hottest new gift gadget for guys this season…

  
  Oddly Enough — Authority: 523
  Blog Guy, I need Christmas gift shopping advice for my boyfriend. I want something really special. Help! How about a new Beamer? No, he already drives a Lexus and loves it. Not a Bemer, a BEAMER! The hot new gadget this season is the Bikini Beamer 3000, which beams bikini-clad models right to his bachelor ...
  2 days ago

• Running Theme with our Embraced pet parents

  
  Embrace Pet Insurance Blog — Authority: 121
  Perhaps we shouldnt order the milk-bone flavored paper anymore? Within the last 2 weeks, we received these 2 emails: Hello Chris, Sorry for the delay. I had every intention on signing that paperwork and sending it back, except I really believe that my dog ate it. I know I know, that excuse doesnt even fly ...
  2 days ago

• Dude and Dude: Thanksgiving

  
  O'Ceallaigh & The Quill — Authority: 127
  “Hey dude!” “For the last time, dude. I am not a scarecrow!” “Oh, lighten up, willya? It’s almost Thanksgiving!” “It is? “ “Yeah, dude. You know, fourth Thursday in November? Same time every year?” “How come all I see are Christmas decorations, then?” “Look, can I help it ...
  2 days ago

• Sonic Collection coming to the DS

  
  BeefJack - The Gamer's Sauce. — Authority: 451
  Surprise!I was a Genesis kid, Genesis does (read: did) what Nintendon’t, but even I’m fed up with Sega at this point. I’m pretty sure I own Sonic 1 and 2 in at least four forms, if not more. It’s time to move on, Sega. What you’re doing is no longer, and hasn’t been for a [...]
  2 days ago

• Bio-Diversity

  
  Neatorama — Authority: 788
  Illustrator Christoph Niemann looks at the identification of leaves in a whole new way. See a collection of leaves from trees you never knew existed, like the Fast Forwood and the Alder Ego. Link -via Swiss Miss
  2 days ago

• Day 2.316: He needs a good vlogging

  
  Exiles in New York — Authority: 129
  Unfortunately all he could manage was this . Also, why is he writing this in the third person? Maybe because he is very tired after a family trip to the pool and a lot of raking? Or maybe it was just for the sake of bad pun on the short form of video blogging? Whatever the reason - he is truly sorry. And he ...
  2 days ago

• Day 2.314: Déjà écrit?

  
  Exiles in New York — Authority: 129
  ...or as Morrissey might have sung, "Stop me if you think that youve read this one before!" For some reason, I feel like Ive posted this picture before, but Ive checked the posts back to the day I took it and there is no sign of it, so maybe I started writing it then had different inspiration. Im slightly spooked ...
  4 days ago

• Dude and Dude: Luxury Box Living

  
  O'Ceallaigh & The Quill — Authority: 127
  “So, dude, how’s the house hunting?” “How should I know, dude? I ain’t never seen a house in camouflage going after big game, and I’m not sure I’d want to.” “ No , dude. The big game’s in the house, on the big screen in the living room. Or it would be, if we had a house to put it ...
  5 days ago

• Day 2.313: Cordless

  
  Exiles in New York — Authority: 129
  Having talked about it at length last year - mostly after we found ourselves power and heating-less after the ice storm - but got by on bundles of rather expensive wood from Lowes and Stewarts, we finally ordered a decent amount of firewood last week. We ordered a half cord. A cord is a pile of stacked firewood ...
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  BoredWrestlingFan.com — Authority: 131
  
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• European matters

  
  Beaker Folk of Husborne Crawley — Authority: 433
  Much excitement among the Beaker Fertility Folk at the appointment of Herman von Rumpuy.  On a casual reading of his name they assumed he was one of their own, and have been breaking out the blackberry cider, celebrating the benefits of the newly-appointed Holy Roman Emperor and the tax breaks they thought he might ...
  5 days ago

• A Gallery Of Automotive Puns [LOLCars]

  
  Jalopnik — Authority: 732
  The pun may be the lowest form of comedy, but its an appropriate medium for mocking increasingly hackneyed car names . Can you get what they are before clicking on the picture for an answer? The AMC Eagle Has Landed (H/T to David) [ Renaissance Road ] Mercury Grand Marquis de Lafayette (H/T to ...
  6 days ago

• A Wing and a Prayer: The Chicken Puns of Koen VanMechelen

  
  Arts Desk — Authority: 144
  They’ve spared us any one-liners about crossing the road, or having flown the coop. But something about Koen VanMechelen ’s “ Cosmopolitan Chicken Project ” at Conner Contemporary brings out the punniest in bloggers and writers everywhere . It’s easy to see why: There’s an abundance of material, from ...
  6 days ago

• "Levitt had to explain to his wife and four kids that he wouldn’t be home the following Saturday..."

  
  philadelphia will do — Authority: 531
  “Levitt had to explain to his wife and four kids that he wouldn’t be home the following Saturday morning, that instead he’d be having brunch with a prostitute. It was vital, he argued, to meet with her in person to accurately measure the shape of her demand curve.” - From the “explanatory note” at the ...
  1 week ago

• Dude and Dude: Like Un Friends

  
  O'Ceallaigh & The Quill — Authority: 127
  “Like wow , dude. I wonder what the prize was.” “Prize for what , dude?” “For winning the New Word of the Year Award , dude!” “They’re giving out awards for new words? Who is?” “The, um, New Oxford American Dictionary, says here.” “Somebody’s sales projections are down, I see. So ...
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• Judi Fennell — Going with the Flow

  
  Bertram's Blog — Authority: 470
  I have an exciting day ahead of me today. I am a guest on Judi Fennell’s blog talking about mermaids and mountains, and Judi is here talking about mermen and humor. Judi is the author of  In Over Her Head , the newly-landed Wild Blue Under , and the soon-to-be-netted Catch of a Lifetime . As you will see ...
  1 week ago

• I choo-choo-choose you.

  
  Ask MetaFilter — Authority: 648
  Looking for cutesy little puns of the kids valentine variety. I would like to make a series of love notes for my guy in the style of those lame valentines cards we all got as kids. I plan to draw a little picture to go with each note, so short and simple is best. Obvious ones: "I choo-choo-choose you" (thanks, ...
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• GOLDEN GRRRLS

  
  Viceland Today — Authority: 146
  First there was Veronica Falls – who, if you remember, had absolutely nothing to do with Kirstie Alley – and now there’s Golden Grrrls , who, as far as we can tell, have nothing to do with Bea Arthur . What is it about hazy indie-pop bands who bury their glory under a mountain of fuzz and split their time ...
  1 week ago

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