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• Fuck You Orville Redenfucker!

  
  Confessions of a Renegade Mom — Authority: 125
  Here is today’s disaster: Nice huh? This is what happens when you invite RM1 over to your house with microwave Kettle Corn.  2 minutes and 30 seconds my fucking ass!  Okay so yeah RM2 told me “yeah just don’t walk away” and because I can’t follow instructions I walked away.  I just didn’t ...
  1 week ago

• Economy Fried BeeHoon Next to Chung Ling High School

  
  Lingzie's Tummy Treats — Authority: 116
  My dad is a fan of economy fried bee hoon (vermicelli)/mee (noodles). I remember digging into packets of economy “bee hoon mee” (mixture of vermicelli and yellow noodles) that dad would ‘ta pao’ for my brother and I for breakfast when we were kids (and wanted to sleep late during the weekends ) My preference ...
  1 week ago

• Sorry Oprah, You Suck. Bye!

  
  Confessions of a Renegade Mom — Authority: 125
  I refuse to believe that RM2 and I are the only ones on the planet that won’t miss Oprah.   Twitter comfirms this fact.   Thus I decided to give you: The Top 10 Reasons Oprah Bugs The Shit Out of Me and I Won’t Miss Her Ass 1.  She subjected us all to Dr. Phil and then arranged for him to have his ...
  1 week ago

• A Bitch Can Dream Right?

  
  Confessions of a Renegade Mom — Authority: 125
  Since having my fourth child something has been happening that slightly disturbs me.  I fantasize and not good naked ones involving Taye Diggs like I used to; no my new fantasies involve a Winnebago. I  literally have dreams about Winnebagos.  When I see old people in the big giant house kind on the highway I get ...
  1 week ago

• Stupidity is Dangerous

  
  Confessions of a Renegade Mom — Authority: 125
  Let’s face it, going to the grocery store with your kids sucks ass. There is not a parent on earth who WANTS to take their kid to the store with them.  While parents pretty much disagree on every parenting issue out there such as breast vs bottle, circumcision, home school vs public school, hospital vs home ...
  2 weeks ago

• Dr M: RM1 is all Anwar’s worth

  
  Voice of Malaysian — Authority: 132
  KUALA LUMPUR: Selangor will only get RM1 worth of advice from newly appointed economic adviser Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim, said former prime minister Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad. “This is a fantastic economic adviser because he almost brought Malaysia to its knees during the (1997-1999) Asian financial crisis,” he ...
  2 weeks ago

• Four Tampons and $2

  
  Confessions of a Renegade Mom — Authority: 125
  Fuck the recession or as our civic leaders like to call it: “these economically challenging times.” Yeah. Whatever.  I have hit a new recession low that has caused me to almost cry.  The only thing that saved me from tears was RM2’s band and Lucy and her stolen tampons.  I put our last $14 in the gas ...
  2 weeks ago

• “Funnest” Free Ever

  
  Confessions of a Renegade Mom — Authority: 125
  Yeah “funnest” is a word! Green says so. Time for some Free Fun Friday.  Who the hell doesn’t love some free fun? Normally its fun free stuff to do with your kids but we are taking a turn in a different direction today and  today it’s all about you Mom.  You damn Renegade! Today’s Free Fun Friday ...
  2 weeks ago

• Eating Diet Shit

  
  Confessions of a Renegade Mom — Authority: 125
  See what had happened was….. So a few months back I started this whole Fat Fun Day thing where I was posting my scale with my weight on it and dieting in front of the blogging world.  Well, I kinda fell off the wagon for about a month and here is the part where you all have permission to talk shit about me ...
  2 weeks ago

• How Much Do I Love This Dog?

  
  Confessions of a Renegade Mom — Authority: 125
  It has been some time since I have written about The Dog , my 5th child.   For those of you who are new let me catch you up to speed: she is retarded .  Nothing happened to her or anything she just isn’t that bright. I have a tendency to collect animals who have “issues” and thus my house is pure chaos.  My ...
  3 weeks ago

• Teenage Prison Hell

  
  Confessions of a Renegade Mom — Authority: 125
  Today is the day I get my Mom of The Year Award.  I am the proud mother of the teenager who got her second referral in homeschool before Christmas. Wow. To quote the immortal words of my dear RM2 “How lame do you have to be to get a referral in homechoo l ?” yet the question now begs “How lame to do ...
  3 weeks ago

• Why Do I Do This to Myself? Why?

  
  Confessions of a Renegade Mom — Authority: 125
    I have four kids.   That means four damn birthday parties every damn year. Tommorow is Wylde’s birthday party and because he went and had the nerve to be born in November I am having to have it at my house, IN my house because it’s raining. Damnit!  This means I have to clean my house. Not the ...
  3 weeks ago

• Lesbians Are Lucky

  
  Confessions of a Renegade Mom — Authority: 125
  Lesbians are the luckiest people on earth and if they are lesbian moms they are even luckier. The other day RM2 and I were “working” and we both had equally annoying days with the penis’ that reside in our domiciles and let’s face it between our two houses our vaginas are very outnumbered. We had this ...
  3 weeks ago

• On The Day You Were Born ~ at home

  
  Confessions of a Renegade Mom — Authority: 125
  And as they held you close they whispered in your open, curving ear, ” We are so glad you’ve come!” ~Debra Frasier On The Day You Were Born Today you are two. Wow. What an adventure your journey into the world was. I can hardly believe it has been two years. You and I went on such a wild ride ...
  4 weeks ago

• Two Pounds of Fur & Pussy

  
  Confessions of a Renegade Mom — Authority: 125
  I would like to dedicate this post and it’s title to @Ieatmykidzsnacks for giving me a twitter that was the highlight of my day. Thanks Bitch!   Cute Lil Bastard huh? I have in the past questioned Darwin and his evolutionary theory when applied to teenagers but when it comes to kittens and ...
  4 weeks ago

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