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• Short funny jokes-Losing on American Idol

  
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  Top 3 Signs Youre Probably Going To Lose on American Idol 1. Vegas bookies say the Blue Jays have better odds of winning the World Series. 2. North Korea says theyll stop producing enriched uranium if you get voted off. 3. Your own mother says, "Youre great, but Im really a big fan of Sanjiya!"
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• Short funny jokes-Doubt

  
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  If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not to kiss a pretty girl, Always give her the benefit of the doubt.
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• Short funny jokes-Planning for the future

  
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  Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future? A. He buys 2 cases of beer instead of one.
  3 days ago

• Short funny jokes-Dentist

  
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  Q: Why did the king go to the dentist? A: To get his teeth crowned!
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• Short funny jokes-Drunkard in trial

  
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  A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order." The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor, Ill have A scotch and soda."
  6 days ago

• Short funny jokes-Siamese twins

  
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  Why did the Siamese twins move to England? A: So the other one could drive.
  1 week ago

• Short funny jokes-Who cares

  
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  Who cares about Russia? What did they ever give us, really? That stinkin dressing? We had ketchup and mayonnaise the whole time, people.
  1 week ago

• Hilarious short jokes-No intention

  
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  What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
  1 week ago

• Short funny jokes-Jewish lady

  
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  In the University of Texas student newspaper: "Sweet, little old Jewish lady wishes to correspond with UT undergraduate. Prefers six-foot male with brown eyes answering to initials J.D.B. Signed, "His Mother."
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• Halloween jokes-Monster at the door

  
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  A little boy came running into the kitchen. Dad, dad he said, theres a monster at the door with a really ugly face Tell him youve already got one, said his father!
  2 weeks ago

• Short funny jokes-Crazy

  
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  Q: How do crazy people go through the forest? A: They take the psycho path
  2 weeks ago

• Birthday party jokes-Candles in the toilet

  
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  Why did the boy put candles on the toilet? He wanted to have a birthday potty!
  2 weeks ago

• Short funny jokes-Policemans help

  
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  "Once when I was lost.. I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him…Do you think well ever find them.? He said..I dont know kid.. there are so many places they can hide."
  2 weeks ago

• Short funny jokes-New fifty cent coin

  
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  A spokesperson for the U. S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being issued to honor two great American patriots. On one side of the coin would be Teddy Roosevelt and on the other side, Nathan Hale. Asked why two people were going to be on the same coin, the official replied, "Now, when you toss a coin ...
  2 weeks ago

• Hilarious short jokes-Form filling

  
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  An actress was filling up a form. There was a column in the form where one was required to state martial status. Married/ Unmarried. And she wrote: Occasionally Married .
  3 weeks ago

• Short funny jokes-Australian zoo

  
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  Whats the difference between an Australian zoo and a English zoo? An Australian zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe.."
  3 weeks ago

• Short funny jokes-Cry during sex

  
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  Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Pepper spray will do that to you.
  4 weeks ago

• Short funny jokes-New husband

  
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  Whats the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
  4 weeks ago

• Short funny jokes-Bottom of the ocean

  
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  Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A: A nervous wreck.
  6 weeks ago

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