158 posts tagged smartass

Pro triathlete / slowtwitch web master Jordan Rapp does some pretty impressive diving and wins some nice cash for effort. MC for the event is 2000 Olympic Triathlon Champion Simon Whitfield. Go Jordan.Via: Simon Whitfield blog...

Book Marketing Strategies By Theresa Chaze Whether self, subsidy or traditional, the author's work just begins when the book is finished and is sent off the printer. Promotions and marketing starts shortly before the book is released and continues until it is no longer available.

blackholes  - which pull = dark matter = gravity which equals your force of the universe.

active uncertainty: working towards a goal you are neither sure of your ability to achieve, nor of it producing the desired result once achieved passive suspense: waiting in anticipation for something to happen and produce a desired result Statups seek and flourish in active uncertainty, but are

That’s the name of this video, and it has kept me laughing today. The guy who put this together is genius. Enjoy. [See post to watch Flash video] [View the original on YouTube]

I just picked my 5 year old daughter up from school and we’re driving home. Me:  I need to go to Kroger. Daughter:  I don’t want to go.  Kroger is boring. Me:  I really need to go. Daughter:  Please can we just go home.  Kroger is so boring. Me:  Alright, we’ll just go home.

Is it wrong to correct old ladies? I don’t think so. I think some people like to pretend to themselves that I must be a real bitch for pointing out their mistakes. I just think these people have real problems holding themselves accountable for their actions and haven’t got respect for personal property.

Holy shit! I’m a blogger! Sure, I haven’t written page one of anything in my life, but therein lies the beauty of the internet: any dumbass with a computer can do a WordPress installation, and voila! They’re instantly an expert on any number of things in which they previously had (and still have) no expertise.

How do you stay in shape? Several ways, most notably my skeletal system, followed by the presence of skin, and on a more minute scale, the surface membrane tension of my cells. Slimy An artist's rendition of what I would look like without a skeleton.  Okay, you got me, that's what I look like now.

Green Puppy: Dr. Seuss is Stoked Author: spencer 9 May Neon green puppy? I WANT. The news story is in the time honored style of “wacky local oddball news!!!OMG, stay tuned for our sponsors,” but the second part about the tuba player tripping the naughty child is well worth a minute of viewing.