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• First video post!

  
  existere (latin): to stand out, to emerge. — Authority: 126
  Snortie repeating me, on Nov 22 (make sure to watch it all, as there is a surprise ending!):
  19 hours ago

• Two dozen steps to fun. AKA ‘So you want to have twins?’ AKA Prioritize.

  
  existere (latin): to stand out, to emerge. — Authority: 126
  Have you ever said, ‘Let’s just burp you, honey, and then we’ll clean the blood off your sister’? For your sake, I hope not. How to replicate my morning in a few easy steps: 1. After feeding your daughter, decide to cut her nails while she’s awake. Accidentally cut out a pretty decent hunk of skin from her ...
  1 day ago

• It all goes back to your mother.

  
  existere (latin): to stand out, to emerge. — Authority: 126
  Turns out Freud was right: you can blame everything on your mother. Last night I was in the bathroom and called out to TMD. ‘Can you come in here and look at something?’ ‘Is it your poop?’ she asked, a tired note in her voice. ‘Nope.’ I stood up, turned around, bent over. ‘Your piles?’ ‘No. ...
  3 days ago

• Eczema help, please?

  
  existere (latin): to stand out, to emerge. — Authority: 126
  There are a lot of things I could write about at this point, but only one topic has really been on our minds every day…and now, nights, too. Snort’s eczema. The second we stop using steroids (okay, a day or so after) it flares up again. Yesterday I tried the cream I’d been saving, my big hitter. It is from ...
  4 days ago

• I can fix anything. (I think.)

  
  existere (latin): to stand out, to emerge. — Authority: 126
  So, you thought I was ‘just’ a counsellor. You thought wrong, biotches. Oh, didn’t you know? I went to Get A Degree Overnight University and am now a registered pediatrician. Yeah. Because there are no appointments until next Tuesday, even for 15 week old babies with eczema and fucked up rashes. WHO NEEDS ...
  1 week ago

• Deer hunting – massive 10 point – “snort wheeze”

  
  Ultimate Trophy Hunting — Authority: 125
  A big massive 10 point came in and was making scrapes and snort wheezing in front of a little 3 point and a 9 point……sadly all i have is a doe tag so they got to walk by me….for now lol… Tags: 10 , Deer , Deer Hunting , Doe , Dominant , Fighting , Hunting , Male , Massive , Point , Pt , ...
  1 week ago

• The Bliss of Monday

  
  The Anvil Tree — Authority: 422
  Today, Im sitting down to make a list of what were going to need for Thanksgiving this year. This is my second year hosting, and to be honest, I LOVE IT. I know. I told people at work that I was hosting and theyd look at me like I was nuts and then ask me if I needed any Xanax. True story. So this year, heres my ...
  1 week ago

• Anyone with technical know how, hook me up.

  
  existere (latin): to stand out, to emerge. — Authority: 126
  I’ve got videos to show you. I know, I know, you are shitting your pants with excitement. I just need to figure out how, exactly, to get them from my camera onto the computer onto this blog. Stay tuned. Until then, a picture I didn’t need to set up. They figured this out all on their own:  
  1 week ago

• First lessons in sharing.

  
  existere (latin): to stand out, to emerge. — Authority: 126
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  2 weeks ago

• Our whole house smells like a movie theatre.

  
  existere (latin): to stand out, to emerge. — Authority: 126
  So. Three things. 1. Coconut’s poop switched to smelling like butter flavoured microwave popcorn about a week ago, and now Snort’s smells that way too. I love it. 2. In the middle of the night last night, Snort was manipulating his tongue and practicing new sounds. He said ‘Hello’ as clear as day and it was ...
  2 weeks ago

• I’m growing up.

  
  existere (latin): to stand out, to emerge. — Authority: 126
  Allow me my tiny moments, my tear filled eyes, my swollen heart. As I hold one, look into eyes, giggle at a goofy smile – and the other at my feet, full of sounds and kicks and laughter. I bitched throughout pregnancy. People came here to leave me comments, and more than one person emailed to thank me for not ...
  2 weeks ago

• It does a body good.

  
  existere (latin): to stand out, to emerge. — Authority: 126
  Happy three month old birthday! It’s taken a lot of booby and bottle, but you are so big! (Snort = 14 lb 4.5, Coconut = 13 lb 2.5)  
  3 weeks ago

• Bay to Breakers 2009 – Chocolate Snorting Appearance by J&D’s Bacon guy

  
  eatinZ.com — Authority: 131
  
  3 weeks ago

• In flu times, theres no excuse for A-Rods farmers snort

  
  The Washington Post — Authority: 959
  Going into Wednesday nights Game 6 of the World Series between the Phillies and the Yankees, what we worried about most was a replay of this: In the first inning of Game 3, the TV camera zeroed in on Alex Rodriguez just in time to catch the marquee Yankee player put a finger to his nose and send an...
  4 weeks ago

• Install Snort IDS with Barnyard and Basic Analysis and Security Engine (BASE) on Fedora

  
  rootninja — Authority: 129
  Start by installing all of the required dependencies. Heres the list, but your specific versions may vary. Im just letting yum install all the latest packages. And I finish by running a "yum update -y" to get the whole system up to date. There are newer versions of the libnet package available, but you specifically ...
  4 weeks ago

• IT IS CUTE. I don’t care what you say, wife.

  
  existere (latin): to stand out, to emerge. — Authority: 126
  TMD is disturbed by how cute I think pouty or sad photos are. Is she right? Am I weird?
  5 weeks ago

• Boy with a mission.

  
  existere (latin): to stand out, to emerge. — Authority: 126
  And you know, you just want to say, ‘Are you sure you want to roll over? Because the only reward is self-imposed tummy time.’ (The ways these kids can react to tummy time, you would think we had strapped them to a bed of nails and were plucking out their fingernails one by one. …..that, or they fall asleep.)
  5 weeks ago

• The one where I reveal the depths of my craziness when pseudo medical people freak me the fuck out.

  
  existere (latin): to stand out, to emerge. — Authority: 126
  Tonight a woman told me I needed to call the national swine flu helpline in regards to Snort. My stomach clenched and I felt I was going to abruptly eject The Shit Of Fear all over the couch. I’ve been sick this week. Headache, poopy times, tired. TMD is now sick as well, which is odd for her. Last night Snort ...
  5 weeks ago

• Elton John proves he can ’still snort you under the table’

  
  Tabloid Prodigy — Authority: 145
  I remember Elton John, so eloquently telling Lily Allen that he could still “snort her under the table,” at the GQ awards in London last year. And boy did he prove it. Whatever he snorted that gave him the gusto to do–whatever it is he’s doing–over a piano while performing at the Palau Sant Jordi arena in ...
  5 weeks ago

• And now in other news.

  
  existere (latin): to stand out, to emerge. — Authority: 126
  We bought two Taggies blankets awhile back. I chose this morning to introduce them to the babies. Of course, I was all wacked out cracked out about the fact that the two blankets were different, and how would we know which one ‘belonged’ to which baby? I held the first one up in front of Snort and he looked at ...
  5 weeks ago

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