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  • I know I’m supposed to publish a post about cheesy things I’m thankful for, but instead, you get penis train tracks. You’re welcome.


    Sarcastic MomAuthority Authority: 115
    Why I should not be allowed to play with children’s toys in the presence of actual children: I’ll have you know that I used every single piece of track that we have to build this masterpiece.  And yes. I’M PROUD. I like to call it Thomas’s Hard Da y or Where Thomas Gets Off. Oh, ...
    1 day ago
  • The Stupid, It Burns Us!!!!!


    40 Years In The DesertAuthority Authority: 451
    Cute and Blond Only Takes You So Far It comes from Dana Perino : We did not have a terrorist attack on our country during President Bushs term. Jeebus, she is being stupid enough to qualify as Sarah Palins running mate. She also did not know what the Cuban Missile Crisis was.
    1 day ago
  • The Excessively Employed


    40 Years In The DesertAuthority Authority: 451
    Mark Halperin . While I am not a fan of Mary Landrieu, and some days actually hope that the Southern squish Dems lose their battles for reelection so that the Senate is forced to play hardball (i.e. reconciliation). I am even less enthused about Mary Landrieus ongoing act Hamlet act on healthcare reform, which seems ...
    2 days ago
  • The Dan Quayle Theory of Presidential Protection


    40 Years In The DesertAuthority Authority: 451
    You know, the one that goes, "If you make Dan Quayle your VP, then no one in their right mind will try to remove you from office for your role selling arms to Iran and diverting the proceeds to the Contras." Come to think of it, Ronald Reagan had a very similar policy...Thanks a lot, little Mikey Dukkakis. In any ...
    3 days ago
  • Referees Are Awful: Stray Cat Edition


    http://unprofessionalfoul.com/Authority Authority: 594
    NK Medimurje: soon to be sponsored by PETA Noted feline enthusiast and NK Medimurje goalkeeper Ivan Banovic had an up-and-down weekend: helping a cat, failing to prevent defeat away at Sibenik, and getting punished by the referee for his troubles. 20 minutes into the T-Com Prva HNL league game, Banovic abandoned ...
    3 days ago
  • Chicken Sh$#


    40 Years In The DesertAuthority Authority: 451
    Said piece of poultry excrement is William Jefferson Clinton, the 42 nd President of the United States of America, who has backed out of making an appearance at free medical clinic in Arkansas , because Keith Olbermann supported and raised funds for them: Bill Clinton told FDL’s Eve Gittelson that it would be ...
    4 days ago
  • My Congratulations to Speaker Boehner, Majority Leader McConnell, and President Palin


    40 Years In The DesertAuthority Authority: 451
    You know, we all thought that we elected FDR or JFK in 2008, but it appears that we elected Herbert Hoover instead : This recession has taught us that we can’t return to a situation where America’s economic growth is fueled by consumers who take on more and more debt. In order to keep growing, we need to spend ...
    6 days ago
  • Back Door Man


    johnozedAuthority Authority: 129
    ♫ doo doo doo looking out my back door ♪
    1 week ago
  • case of the ex, part two


    Tea and CrumpetsAuthority Authority: 119
    I am not looking forward to tomorrow. I am meeting her. The ex . The most hated ex (MHE ). Apparently she and her boyfriend are passing through DC tomorrow on their way to North Carolina, and are staying over for the night. At Steves house, in the guest room. Yes, clearly I will be there too, ensuring that the ...
    1 week ago
  • Our Parrots in Congress


    40 Years In The DesertAuthority Authority: 451
    Click for full size He was an overpriced rookie flameout with the brain of a turnip * then, and hes an overpriced rookie flameout with the brain of a turnip * now. So, big pharma is trying to get a bill through Congress for draconian exclusivity periods for so called "biologics" drugs. Its 12 years, but with ...
    1 week ago
  • The Eyes of The Crowd


    AuthspotAuthority Authority: 542
                                                           The Eyes of the Crowd What exactly am i talking about?? what are the eyes of a crowd?? I’m going to ellaborate on both the literal eyes and psychological eyes of the crowd. Let us first think upon the literal aspect of the eyes ...
    1 week ago
  • 2012


    PassionforCinema.comAuthority Authority: 144
    Language : English Director : Roland Emmerich Writers : Roland Emmerich, Harald Kloser ( Screenplay ) Release Date : 13 November 2009 ( USA ) Cast : John Cusack, Amanda Peet, Thandie Newton Producers : Harald Kloser, Larry J.Franco, Mark R.Gordon Music : Harald Kloser, Thomas Wanker Cinematography : ...
    2 weeks ago
  • 2012


    PassionforCinema.comAuthority Authority: 144
    Language : English Director : Roland Emmerich Writers : Roland Emmerich, Harald Kloser ( Screenplay ) Release Date : 13 November 2009 ( USA ) Cast : John Cusack, Amanda Peet, Thandie Newton Producers : Harald Kloser, Larry J.Franco, Mark R.Gordon Music : Harald Kloser, Thomas Wanker Cinematography : ...
    2 weeks ago
  • Its Called Journalism, and It is the Sole Province of Jon Stewart


    40 Years In The DesertAuthority Authority: 451
    Here, he looks at Hannitys coverage of the the little Republican hate fest on November 5, and notes that: Hannity lied about the about the number of people there. That Hannity showed clips of Glenn Becks September 12 hatefest, and passed it off as last weeks hate fest. Sparta!!!!!!
    2 weeks ago
  • Colsulting Services for Really Stupid People


    40 Years In The DesertAuthority Authority: 451
    As Dave Barry would say, I am not making this up. It appears that former Bush Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice and former National Security Council Advisor Stephen Hadley have decided to open up a consulting firm . Their specialty, "Strategic consulting," since, I guess the strategy in Iraq worked so ...
    2 weeks ago
  • Journamalism


    40 Years In The DesertAuthority Authority: 451
    Greg Sandoval at CNET writes about Rupert Murdochs latest whining about how "the Google" is stealing from his media empire , and decides, once Google issues a response, to edit the article to add two paragraphs at the end, quoting Google: Publishers put their content on the Web because they want it to be found. ...
    2 weeks ago
  • Someone Needs a Serious Chill Pill


    40 Years In The DesertAuthority Authority: 451
    That explains, why my sandals go from 0-60 in 5.2 Seconds Porsche makes a $50,000+ sports car it calls the Cayman. Crocks, the makers of the ugly sandals, makes a pair of ugly sandals called the Cayman. For what its worth, Porsche has sued Crocs the name , claiming violation of trademark. Honestly, I think that ...
    2 weeks ago
  • Busted in Drag


    Party Down and Go Fuck YourselfAuthority Authority: 123
    So there I was downing a full bottle of whiskey, wearing the oul drag and watching X-Factor on Saturday night, when I looks out the window and sees My Protege and one of his wee wanker mates standing outside. My Protege had a face like beetroot (hes a big beetroot head at him but anyway) and his mate was pishing ...
    2 weeks ago
  • Indeed


    40 Years In The DesertAuthority Authority: 451
    Nice Hair Ezra Klein, writing on the idea of The Washington Post having Texas Governor Rick Perry write an OP/ED on how states handle healthcare better : Letting Perry serve as the spokesman for a federalist solution to the health-care system is a bit like letting Dick Fuld testify on the adequacy of ...
    2 weeks ago
  • The Dirty Four Dozen


    Lawyers, Guns and MoneyAuthority Authority: 708
    For your convenience. Included are 26 Democrats now on the record as opposing expanded access to health care but who want to make sure that if health care passes despite them it should discriminate against women.
    2 weeks ago

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