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  • Nu Labour: Making You Safe With Child Porn


    The Appalling StrangenessAuthority Authority: 133
    This cracks me up: Campaigners have claimed the images taken by the controversial machines could breach legislation making it illegal to create indecent images of children, as well as threatening the privacy of other passengers. Excellent stuff, albeit pretty bloody obvious. Lets start with the privacy issue: Simon ...
    3 days ago
  • Ways to Waste Your Vote #1


    The Appalling StrangenessAuthority Authority: 133
    Im not a fan of hunting. In general, the concept leaves me cold and I can see why some people call it brutal and inhuman. Then again, Im not a fan of The X Factor - I think that is brutal and inhuman too. Which means I struggle with total shit like this : I will vote Labour ... to save the Fox Hunting Ban! Right. ...
    4 days ago
  • Gordon Brown and the Class War "Joke"


    The Appalling StrangenessAuthority Authority: 133
    Gordon Brown : He told host Andrew Marr: If you think the playing fields of Eton was anything other than a joke then I am afraid you take your politics too seriously." It seems ironic that someone who has spent decades living and breathing politics in order to become PM is accusing someone else of taking politics ...
    5 days ago
  • Youre safer with strip searches


    The Appalling StrangenessAuthority Authority: 133
    Oh, what fresh hell is this ? Prime Minister Gordon Brown has given the go-ahead for full body scanners to be introduced at Britains airports. Presumably this is to make us feel safer. Except, you know, it probably wont actually make us safer: Experts have questioned the scanners effectiveness at detecting the ...
    5 days ago

  • The Appalling StrangenessAuthority Authority: 133
    BBC News : Gordon Brown has called a summit in London to discuss radicalisation in Yemen, after the alleged failed bomb attack on a US plane over Detroit. The actual story: Gordon Brown has called a summit in London to try to hide the fact that time is running out for him, and the remainder of his tenure in office ...
    6 days ago
  • Mourning the Soviet Union


    The Appalling StrangenessAuthority Authority: 133
    Via Mr Eugenides , I see some total dickhead is asking the sort of question that should be beyond satire : Would the Bush-Blair partnership have invaded Iraq in 2003 with such brazen impunity if Uncle Stalin, or even Cousin Brezhnev, had been around? Id imagine we are supposed to respond with a resounding "no". ...
    1 week ago
  • Have Your Say on the Execution of Akmal Shaikh


    The Appalling StrangenessAuthority Authority: 133
    Nothing like the tragic and inhuman execution of a mentally ill man over drugs offences to bring out the very worst of people. On the BBC Have Your Say website , of course. First up is david garner: It may seem harsh but I suspect that it will deter others from doing this. If we had this in the uk I expect that ...
    1 week ago
  • Fairytale of York


    Belgian WaffleAuthority Authority: 123
    Goodness, but I had a festive cab journey, just now. I think it deserves recording for posterity. The spirit of my mother was most definitely with me tonight, as the evening combined two of her best super powers - fucking up the East Coast mainline rail service and knowing the intimate life of York taxi drivers. ...
    2 weeks ago
  • Quote of the Day


    The Appalling StrangenessAuthority Authority: 133
    On the future of one George W. Bush : As for retirement, Sherzer says Bush is "done with politics but not with policy. Hes a young man and feels like he has a lot of energy left. He and Mrs Bush are excited about using the Institute as a force for peace, to promote human freedom, global health, accountability in ...
    3 weeks ago
  • Forgetting Your Identity (well, the card that *gives* you your identity, anyway)


    The Appalling StrangenessAuthority Authority: 133
    A great example of a minister performing at the very height of their powers*: Identity minister Meg Hillier arrived at a photocall to promote identity cards, but then realised she left her own at home. First of all, it just goes to show what an dystopian nightmare this country has become that we have an Identity ...
    3 weeks ago
  • A post about my paperwork - CLICK AWAY while you still can


    Belgian WaffleAuthority Authority: 123
    Present Clinic victims are trickling in. Send in details of your tricky relative and well suggest stupid stuff. Ill do a big old round up of horrible recipients and our horrible ideas for them tomorrow. In the meantime I have been having a day of tidying. These happen very infrequently, and always follow the same ...
    3 weeks ago
  • Christmas Present Clinic 2009


    Belgian WaffleAuthority Authority: 123
    I have pretty much abandoned Christmas for this year. I have one box of SpongeBob Lego and a bag of garish tat from Hawkins Bazaar. West End Mum , who is a heroine of the revolution, found me two of the elusive eyeball balls in Pollocks Toy Museum . I have no plans to acquire anything much else. I am playing the ...
    3 weeks ago
  • Quote of the Day...


    The Appalling StrangenessAuthority Authority: 133
    ...if only for being monstrously moronic: We did not have a terrorist attack on our country during President Bushs term. Former Bush press secretary Dana Perino , showing the sort of intellect and realism the world associates with the Presidency of George W Bush.
    3 weeks ago
  • Four reasons to stamp on my head


    Belgian WaffleAuthority Authority: 123
    One step forward, 8000 steps back. I finally book a boat for Christmas, using a credit card I cobble together with papier-mâché and double sided sticky tape. After revelling in my competence for several hours I wake at 4am realising: a) We are travelling back overnight on 24th - will Father Christmas have to ...
    4 weeks ago

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