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• Santa Falls Off His Sleigh

  
  Authspot — Authority: 560
  Santa was feeling fidgety. Santa was not feeling quite right. “It’s these darn seat belts,” exclaimed Santa. “They’re just on way too tight.” So Santa loosened his seat belts. In fact, he didn’t wear them at all. Santa bounced around in his sleigh Like a rubber bouncing ball. Santa’s reindeer ...
  3 days ago

• Wednesday Recruitin

  
  mgoblog — Authority: 647
  Cullen Christian Goes Blue As everyone has been expecting for some time now, PA CB Cullen Christian picked the Wolverines yesterday, adding a much-needed defensive back to the class of 2010. The announcement itself had been planned for weeks , and although it took a little longer than expected, the result is ...
  4 days ago

• Should He Stay or Should He Go?

  
  ChuckerCanuck 2.0 — Authority: 428
  As we know, Michael Ignatieff requires loyalty pledges at caucus meetings. Some months back, it was Ruby Dhalla forced to grovel her fielty at his feet in front of Liberal MPs. This time, it will be former party leader, Stephane Dion. I agree with Chantal Heberts comments that Mr. Dion has been placed in a very ...
  6 days ago

• The Grinch in Detroit

  
  Authspot — Authority: 560
  Image via Wikipedia The Grinch stopped in Detroit For a visit one day. Ah, high unemployment, What more can I say? The economy is dismal. Transportation is a mess. And the bridges are crumbling. How much more can I be blessed? The stores are empty. No shoppers are around. And foreclosed signs Litter the ...
  1 week ago

• ‘Idiots’ means ‘I do it on my terms’: Rajkumar Hirani

  
  Bollywood Stars India News Actress Actors Models Exposed — Authority: 165
  Bollywood director Rajkumar Hirani showed his witty side on his birthday and said idiots when expanded means I do it on my terms.
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• ‘The Twilight Saga: New Moon’ earns $72.7 mn, breaks opening day record

  
  Bollywood Stars India News Actress Actors Models Exposed — Authority: 165
  New York, Nov 22 (IANS) ‘The Twilight Saga: New Moon’ raked in an estimated $72.7 million on approximately 8,500 screens at 4,024 centres and has broken.
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• We know that we are loved: Travolta tells neighbours

  
  Bollywood Stars India News Actress Actors Models Exposed — Authority: 165
  New York, Nov 22 (IANS) John Travolta, who was in Florida for the premiere of his film ‘Old Dogs’, thanked his neighbours for their support after.
  1 week ago

• Recharge ur phone absolutely FREE[Fwd by Ramesh]

  
  ForwardedEmails.com — Authority: 128
  DearIf u have a cell phone, recharge ur phone every month by performing the following process, absolutely FREE.Yes it is possible, see how technology can be used to make technicians fool.I just got a mail from a friend of mine, whose friend is B.Tech.(ETC) from IIT Powai, teaching me how to reload my hand set every ...
  1 week ago

• Veeek!

  
  DGDB&D: a Texans blog. — Authority: 118
  I know I’m a little late on this, but the Texans activated Arian Foster from the practice squad. On the surface, there doesn’t seem to be much to this other than perhaps another way to shake up a struggling running game, but when one digs deeper, one finds that there is really not much to this other than ...
  1 week ago

• True Dat Facebook Pal!

  
  Hip As I Wanna Be — Authority: 427
  Facebook posts can be ridiculously funny or truly profound, don’t you think?  I am blessed to have some hilarious friends who are incredibly witty, snarky and inspirational all at the same time.  So instead of stealing their updates and passing them off as my own, (which I totally should thus making you think I ...
  1 week ago

• ‘NPR’ doesn’t quote Palestinians because their view is ‘predictable’

  
  Mondoweiss — Authority: 141
  National Public Radio’s uncritical depiction of the Israeli Jewish mobs harassing Jewish women who date Palestinian men provoked debate here , and at NPR’s website .   Ombudsman Alicia Shepard has now found some fault with Sheera Frenkel’s tale of the vigilantes. Though actually, Frenkel’s report just ...
  1 week ago

• Wednesday Recruitin

  
  mgoblog — Authority: 647
  Remember, all-time updates can be found on the 2010 and 2011 Michigan football recruiting board s. Out of Town Guests Wow, this would be an awesome recruiting weekend if it werent for a game in which Michigan is likely going to get taken to the woodshed (plz dont, guys). Looking at past recruiting updates, ...
  1 week ago

• A Personals Ad For Palestine

  
  Mondoweiss — Authority: 141
  My friend Alan and I were discussing the Palestinian Authority’s new move to gather support for a UN recognition of a Palestinian state, and I expressed how unfair it is that the EU is refusing (along with the US of course) to grant Palestinians even this symbolic overture. I complained that the whole West is ...
  1 week ago

• Witty Wednesday # 119 Brooms and Playing Hookey

  
  Ms Cellania — Authority: 128
  It seems ages since I published a WW post and I dont think anyone has really noticed. This one came from my friend Daffy Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom ...
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• “By the light of the Moon that which hides from the Sun may be revealed.” Rash Manly

  
  22MOON.COM — Authority: 150
  . . . . . “A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.” ...
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• My Ice Cream Turned to Mush

  
  Authspot — Authority: 560
  My ice cream turned to mush. It was a puddle in my bowl, But it still looked good to eat. So I scooped some up And swallowed it down. Mmm, it was nice and sweet. But some of it dripped on my pants, While more of it dripped on my shirt. At least it was so delicious, Image via Wikipedia   And after ...
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• My Book Review of Mennonite in a Little Black Dress

  
  The Pink Fuzzy Slipper Writers — Authority: 129
  I recently read a new release, Mennonite in a Little Black Dress, as refreshingly unique as its title. This memoir first came to my attention when the publicist contacted me about the possibility of reading and reviewing this book after being impressed by my blog (not sure which one. I have several). As it turns ...
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• Color of Choice: Hot Chocolate, Caramel, Mocha

  
  Blogs Her Color — Authority: 124
  Are you looking for a healthy dose of witty, funny, mommy humor; well head on over today’s Color of Choice BloggerHot Chocolate, Caramel, MochaHer witty stories are hilarious and the babies are oh so cute. Just like the delicious name suggest reading this blog is like sitting back and having  moment with you ...
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• Have a Witty Holiday!

  
  Habitually Chic — Authority: 470
  Call me old fashioned but I usually like to digest my turkey and pumpkin pie before I can even start to think about Christmas. But since the holiday windows in New York are starting to be unveiled, I figure I have to get over it and start posting them! Simon Doonan, the Creative Director of Barneys is wishing ...
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• Excuse Me – I Passed Gas

  
  Authspot — Authority: 560
  Excuse me, I passed gas. I’m so embarrassed. The feeling just won’t pass. I didn’t mean to do it, But nature just gave way. Now I’m feeling relieved, But I don’t know what else to say. I guess I’ll just sit down. Please don’t stare at me. It’s just one of those things. I’m not going to ...
  2 weeks ago

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