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• House Votes To Kill Your Grandmother & All Christians, 220-215

  
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  Oh, some bill passed. A resolution to honor the… let’s see… oh wait jesus they passed a HEALTH CARE REFORM BILL? This will have some sort of effect on the 2010 elections, the pundits are saying. Wow. Give it up to Nancy Pelosi with the whippage, you guys. She’s passed two enormous, signature bills (this and ...
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• Such A Vulgarian, This Teabagger

  
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  Wonkette motorist operative “Marcus” sent us this telephone picture of the rather uncouth car he was stuck behind yesterday, during the Super Bowl of Retardation. This fellow hates Obama so much that he — and we’re presuming “he,” because how unladylike! — chose to attach a massive cut-out of a donkey ...
  4 days ago

• And Here It Is, A Bunch Of Trash Outside Pelosi’s Office

  
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  Hooray, America is free! Unless Steny Hoyer memorized the House health care bill verbatim — AS WAS YOUR JOB STENY — and can transcribe it by votin’ time Saturday night, Pelosi’s AbortionCare is gone forever, strewn about on the floor outside her office. Independent and moderate voters must be so impressed with ...
  4 days ago

• Liveblogging The New Jersey Tussle Between Those Two Jerks

  
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  Here is a photograph of New Jersey Governor Jon Corzine’s greatest accomplishment in the last four years, when he crashed his car. Between his two runs, Jon Corzine has spent approximately $700 million of his own money trying to win one of the least desirable jobs in politics: the guy who has to raise taxes on a ...
  6 days ago

• Liveblogging The GOP’s Insane Blowout In Virginia

  
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  That’s Jefferson Davis, in the picture! Nearly 150 years ago, Jefferson Davis moved to Richmond, Virginia to become the first president of a new country where slaves could still pick the cotton, and indigo. Davis’ run came to an end eight years ago, when Democrat Mark Warner stole Davis’ Richmond mansion and all ...
  6 days ago

• A Children’s Treasury Of Wonkette Readers’ ‘Political Halloween Costumes’

  
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  Oh look, we’ve finally written “this post.” Thank you to all of the operatives who sent in sexy pictures of their vulgar pagan bacchanalia dress. Our favorite would have to be this one from “J.R.’s friend Ross,” dressing up as ol’ orange tar-lungs, John Boehner. MILLIONS MORE, below. “Brooke ...
  1 week ago

• Verdict: WaPo Pundit Contestants All Massively Better Than Richard Cohen

  
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  We’ve read these ten columns from the Washington Post - Newsweek Interactive Kaplan Test Prep Daily’s Actual Sex Contest, and not a single one pissed us off as much as an average column by George Will, Richard Cohen, Charles Krauthammer, David Ignatius, Bill Kristol, Fred Hiatt, Jackson Diehl, Ruth Marcus, ...
  1 week ago

• HALLOWEEN MASSACRE: Sneaky WaPo Unleashes Late, Late Friday Night News Dump

  
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  CURSE YOU, HIATT. We had been checking for the Big Winners all day with nothing, and then word came of the rejection letters a few hours ago — it’s bloody, friends, the streets are bloody and on fire, heads rolling (sorry, locquaciousmusic!) — and now it’s secretly, finally available online. But a ...
  1 week ago

• Send Wonkette Your ‘Political Halloween Costume’ Pixxx!

  
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  Unless you are “really into Jesus,” you will be celebrating the annual pagan bacchanal Hell-o-ween in just three days! We hear that “Mother-daugher slutty nurse combo paxxx” have been selling out at all drug stores nationwide, so what should you wear instead? How about a “political costume,” since you all ...
  1 week ago

• South Carolina Has Basically Decriminalized Having Daytime Prostitute Sex In Cemeteries

  
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  Meet Roland Corning! Roland Corning, a 65-year-old married man, likes two things: 1. being an assistant district attorney in South Carolina and 2. filling his Ford Explorer with sex medicine and sex toys and 18-year-old prostitutes (for sex) and taking all these things to the local cemetery on Monday afternoons (for ...
  1 week ago

• Wonkette Games: Mark Sanford In Newsweek, Or High School Ayn Rand Essay Winner?

  
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  Mark Sanford reviewed Ayn Rand (like as a human?) for Newsweek . This is a thing that happened! Anyway, Mark Sanford really did not think this whole thing out, publishing his close reading masterwork in Newsweek , as this essay has all the makings of a winner of The Ayn Rand Institute’s annual 8th to 10th grade ...
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• Wonkettes Take on Oxs "YouPorn" Ad

  
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  Yesterday, I found Wonkettes filleting of Oxendines "YouPorn" "ad" that was supposed to strike fear in the heart of Gov. Barnes. Go, there because it is so worth the read. Among other things, she opines, "Well we could dissect this, or we could use the time to back up this video, because at some point today, ...
  2 weeks ago

• It Is Impossible To Overstate How Sexist The Obama White House Is

  
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  In today’s edition of “Things That Are Impossible To Overstate, According To The News Media,” we return to that years-old question of whether Barack Obama either modestly dislikes women, or hates every single woman’s fucking guts. This was a hot topic last year when Barack Obama defeated a woman in a ...
  2 weeks ago

• Conservative Conference Will Feature 100%-Bangin’ Toga Party

  
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  Are you all geared up for the upcoming State Policy Network (SPN) Annual Meeting in Asheville, North Carolina? Bro come on! The SPN is a network of wingnut think tanks and organizations throughout the country that helps “advance a free society by providing leadership development, management training and ...
  2 weeks ago

• George W. Bush To Star In Salesman’s Porn Revue

  
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  FUCK YEAH GET AMP’D! BUSINESS! MAKING BILLS, A FORM OF AMERICAN CURRENCY! What is this terrifying thing so many of you sent us this morning, out of nowhere? The GET MOTIVATED Seminar is world famous for its energizing, action-packed, star-studded, fun-filled, spectacular stage show. CNN, 60 Minutes, USA ...
  2 weeks ago

• Michael Steele’s In The News Again!

  
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  Perhaps the least hilarious of the hilarious things Michael Steele said in his interview with Univision was that the American health care system doesn’t need comprehensive reform — just a little “elbow grease.” Yes! Save the corrupt Medicare by passing a bill that bans prevents any aspect of Medicare from ...
  3 weeks ago

• Georgia Gov. Candidate Produces ‘Citizen Kane’-esque Technical Breakthrough Of Our Time

  
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  A Republican candidate for Georgia governor in 2010, John Oxendine, e-mailed political reporters about some epic YouPorn thing he had just shot, one that would destroy the Democratic candidate, former governor Roy Barnes, politically: “A campaign spokesman said the ad ‘demonstrates John Oxendine’s commitment ...
  3 weeks ago

• Brand Hack: GOP.com Not Exactly Great For The Republican Brand

  
  Mediaite — Authority: 801
  The hits just keep on coming. The Republican National Committee flubbed the roll out of their new web identity in glorious, grand ole, fashion on their own yesterday. Today the dark underbelly of the internet decided to help them finish the job. What’s a conservative to do? Twenty-four hours into the life of the ...
  3 weeks ago

• A Little Satire With You Self Righteousness

  
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  This is hilarious, and my initial reaction was that it was supposed to be funny. Then I saw where it came from and I knew it was unlikely to have been posted as a farce. From RedState , or is it Red State.…. Earlier this evening, as most of you now know, one of our own, Rush Hudson Limbaugh, while taking ...
  3 weeks ago

• A Children’s Treasury Of ‘GOP Faces’ From The Hot New GOP Website

  
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  The best aspect of the newly redesigned Republican Party website — aside from that amazing “What up?” thing — is the ability to refresh and refresh and refresh the homepage, for hours, to see all of the “GOP Faces” in circulation in the upper left corner, between the “G” and the “P,” where, ...
  4 weeks ago

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