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• Wonkette’s Actual Awesome Real Cranberry Business

  
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  No first lady could even fucking imagine making something as wonderful and perfect as your editor’s famous Wonkette’s Actual Awesome Real Cranberry Business. It is one of those things that just blows people away, because they assume it must be so hard to make real cranberry relish because why else would we eat ...
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• So There Are Actually Two Sarah Palins But Don’t Panic You Guys!

  
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  A perfectly logical explanation for this, after the jump! See? The only possible conclusion is that the one on the left is a post-op Meghan McCain. Hey America, just try ignoring Meghan now that she’s actually Sarah Palin. [ Facebook via Andrew Sullivan ]
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• Levi Johnston’s Got a Towel Over His Junk

  
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  UPDATE: Really, a guy with his business covered by a big old towel is “not safe for work” now? WE THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA, etc., but if a nation’s few remaining employed people can’t practice their love on a front-page semi-nekkid Levi Johnston, we will hide the snausage after the jump. NOW BACK TO THE ...
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• Peggy Noonan Takes Delightful Cab Ride Down Fifth Avenue!

  
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  Death, it has been omnipresent this annum. Most humans have expired. This datum is known by Mme. Peggington Noonington, a prosemonger famous to children, and regal oligarch wordsmith for the Wall Street Journal banking pamphlet. Peggington did not faceth the Grim Reaper this year. For someone who was born in ...
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• Wonkette probes work of U.S. Sen. Saxby Chambliss, R-Picasso

  
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  This is truly catastrophic
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• Saxby Chambliss Thinks Georgia Looks Like *This*

  
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  Georgia slaveowner Sen. Saxby Chambliss recently participated in this thing from National Geographic , which “invited all 100 U.S. Senators to draw a map of their home state from memory and to label at least three important places.” Most of the participating Senators sketched their states admirably. Chambliss, ...
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• John Kerry’s Drunk Daughter Busted In Hollywood

  
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  Oh jeez we will have to rewrite this lede to cover the (allegedly!) drunken Democrats who will all be arrested in Hollywood every night until Jesus’ birthday and the New Year are safely behind us: “It’s the holiday season, which means the Northern Virginia suburbs Hollywood are is going to be ...
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• Sarah Palin: Newsweek Cover was Unnecessary – 11/18/09

  
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  Sarah Palin: Newsweek Cover was Unnecessary - 11/18/09
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• Liveblogging Sarah Palin On Oprah

  
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  Anyone else feel sick to your stomach? We’re going to get this over with, and then blow up the blog. [UPDATE: Its over! The liveblog is completely incoherent, as usual. Pareene also liveblogged it at Gawker. We both quoted Andrew Sullivan at 4:39!] 3:56 — Shutup. 3:56 — Oh wait that is just a nice lady on a ...
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• Check Out This Platonic Photo Of Charlie Crist And Another Dude

  
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  Oh ho ho! When Charlie Crist sends one of these to you — the fraudster Scott Rothstein in this case, ROWR — then you know he wants a “meeting in the governor’s office.” “Without pants.” “Because of gayness.” [ TPM ]
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• Hey Look, It’s A Picture Of A Page From ‘Going Rogue’

  
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  A top secret super secret Wonkette operative has sent us photos of pages 379 and 380 from Going Rogue ! Here is the part where Piper Palin kidnaps every liberal reporter in America on her boat and feeds them to the ancient Ice Goblin who lives five nauts upstream. What else is on these two particular pages of ...
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• Greg Craig Steps Down As White House Counsel, And Only Steve King Knows Why

  
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  Friday’s biggest political news item… is something else besides this: snow-topped O-bot Greg Craig has stepped down as White House counsel, following in the footsteps of such previous Great Recent White House Counsels as Alberto Gonzales and Harriet Miers. There has been speculation for months that he might do ...
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• Sarah Palin And Oprah And Stuff And Whatnot

  
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  CBS has released two (2) short clips from Sarah Palin’s taped interview with Oprah, set to air this Monday. They are both terribly boring, and you can watch them after the jump! “I want to bone Levi Johnston at Thanksgiving,” is what Sarah Palin tells Oprah. THE HOT SCOOP ON LEVI JOHN-STONE: Watch CBS News ...
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• A Children’s Treasury Of Earnest Sarah Palin Christmas Tree Ornaments

  
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  We did not realize that Christmas time is in T-minus right now seconds! But it’s true: Last night your Wonkette saw the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree on a flatbed truck headed south on Amsterdam Avenue. How much more seasonal and magical would the tree have been covered in kitschy, moose silhouette-covered ...
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• Idaho GOP Leader Person Doesn’t Win His Ex-Girlfriend Back, Even After Throwing All Those Used Condoms On Her Lawn

  
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  Blake Hall, National Committeeman of the Idaho Republican Party, is now down one (1) National Committeemanship of the Idaho Republican Party and nineteen (19) used condoms. See, ten different times—like, on ten different days —Hall flung his lurid semen-filled condoms on his ex-girlfriend’s lawn, whom he ...
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• House Votes To Kill Your Grandmother & All Christians, 220-215

  
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  Oh, some bill passed. A resolution to honor the… let’s see… oh wait jesus they passed a HEALTH CARE REFORM BILL? This will have some sort of effect on the 2010 elections, the pundits are saying. Wow. Give it up to Nancy Pelosi with the whippage, you guys. She’s passed two enormous, signature bills (this and ...
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• Such A Vulgarian, This Teabagger

  
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  Wonkette motorist operative “Marcus” sent us this telephone picture of the rather uncouth car he was stuck behind yesterday, during the Super Bowl of Retardation. This fellow hates Obama so much that he — and we’re presuming “he,” because how unladylike! — chose to attach a massive cut-out of a donkey ...
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• And Here It Is, A Bunch Of Trash Outside Pelosi’s Office

  
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  Hooray, America is free! Unless Steny Hoyer memorized the House health care bill verbatim — AS WAS YOUR JOB STENY — and can transcribe it by votin’ time Saturday night, Pelosi’s AbortionCare is gone forever, strewn about on the floor outside her office. Independent and moderate voters must be so impressed with ...
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• Liveblogging The New Jersey Tussle Between Those Two Jerks

  
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  Here is a photograph of New Jersey Governor Jon Corzine’s greatest accomplishment in the last four years, when he crashed his car. Between his two runs, Jon Corzine has spent approximately $700 million of his own money trying to win one of the least desirable jobs in politics: the guy who has to raise taxes on a ...
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• Liveblogging The GOP’s Insane Blowout In Virginia

  
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  That’s Jefferson Davis, in the picture! Nearly 150 years ago, Jefferson Davis moved to Richmond, Virginia to become the first president of a new country where slaves could still pick the cotton, and indigo. Davis’ run came to an end eight years ago, when Democrat Mark Warner stole Davis’ Richmond mansion and all ...
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