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• Beethoven in the park

  
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  A symphony orchestra is performing Beethoven’s 9th in the park. It’s so windy that the music sheets need to be tied down so they won’t blow away. The tuba players just did their first bit, and they won’t need to perform for a while, so they go to the bar across the street to get some drinks. Finally they ...
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• Joke Of The Day: DNA

  
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  Two strands of DNA were walking down the street. One says to the other, “Do these genes make me look fat?     The post Joke Of The Day: DNA appeared first on Common Sense Evaluation .
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• Random Riddle: 6-16-2013

  
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  Hold your mouse over for the answer. What happens only in the middle of each month, in all of the seasons, except summer and happens only in the night, never in the day?     The post Random Riddle: 6-16-2013 appeared first on Common Sense Evaluation .
  3 days ago

• Joke Of The Day: A Horse Wanders Into A Bar

  
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  A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one. The bartender says, “Hey fella, why the long face?”     The post Joke Of The Day: A Horse Wanders Into A Bar appeared first on Common Sense Evaluation .
  4 days ago

• Found In Superman’s Bathroom

  
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  Q: What would you find in Superman’s bathroom? A: Superbowl. Republished by Blog Post Promoter Link to this post! Found In Superman’s Bathroom " onclick="javascript:this.select()" readonly="readonly" style="width: 100%;" />
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• Blind deer jokes

  
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  What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye deer. Republished by Blog Post Promoter Link to this post! Blind deer jokes " onclick="javascript:this.select()" readonly="readonly" style="width: 100%;" />
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• Modern Tools

  
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  Hammer – In ancient times a hammer was used to inflict pain on one’s enemies. Modern hammers are used to inflict pain on oneself. Screwdriver – The drink ordered at the local bar after you call in a professional repairman to undo the $500 in damage you did while trying to change out a light socket with your ...
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• How Do They Do It?

  
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    The post How Do They Do It? appeared first on Common Sense Evaluation .
  1 week ago

• His miracle drinks!

  
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  A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion. After 21 years, the son is old enough for his first drink. Dad ...
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• Any Final Requestions?

  
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  . Someone left me something in their Will, but I don’t understand what it is. It’s an incoheritance. . note: where there is a Will there is a Wake sometimes. double note: no one died, I just made this up. … I do that sometimes here and there. . what I’m listening to now #60: ...
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• Joke Of The Day: Viagra Heist

  
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  A group of masked bandits held up a medical supply warehouse, and stole 5000 Viagra pills, it is reported that police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals.    
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• Puns (Will you ever forgive me?)

  
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  (or will I ever forgive myself?)They say that the louder you groan at a pun, the better it is and the more jealous you are. My hand is cupped to my ear and I’m listening…———————————————————— Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft ...
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• Trea??? Sure!!!

  
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  . I’ve never wanted a lot of stuff. More importantly, funnily enough , but a little seriously. . . note: now I can throw out the envelope I originally wrote this on. double note: I trash talk with the garbage men sometimes. triple note: Google should come out with Google Treasure Maps . ...
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• New Word Power

  
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  1) Arachnoleptic fit (n.) The frantic dance performed just after you’ve accidentally walked through a spider web. 2) Beelzebug (n.) Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 in the morning and cannot be cast out. 3) Bozone (n.) The substance surrounding stupid people that stops ...
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• Serumdipity

  
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  . Is there an opposite to “ Truth Serum “? That would be something! “ Dare Serum”! . note: anything that isn’t Truth Serum is False Serum … if you want to know the truth. . what I’m listening to now #58: Barenaked Ladies “ Pinch Me “.
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• poetry for the several seasons

  
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  LIGHTHOUSE A deserted desert island dwelling, Ancestors long set sail. Its children are prodigals, Servant and master. These rooms have been drawn For bronze mirrors and a flame. _____________________________________ THE STATE OF THE CAVALIER The king has lost his head And is ...
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• Time Flies

  
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    [IMG: http://www.commonsenseevaluation.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Time-Flies.jpg]
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• Word Of The Day: Askhole

  
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  [IMG: http://www.commonsenseevaluation.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Askhole.png]
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• Random Riddle: 6-5-2013

  
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  With a little detective work and deep thought, the following facts can make an accurate statement. Can you figure it out? 11 is a race horse 12 is 12 1111 race 12112   Show answer 11 is a race horse 12 is one too 11 won one race 12 won one too  
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• Cartoon Of The Day: Terror Cell

  
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  [IMG: http://www.commonsenseevaluation.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Terror-Cell.jpg]
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