Blackmailed Google Reluctantly Launches Mafia+ Social Network - Page 2
"And then there's the Blackmail Suggestion Tool. It's awesome. We can just get on Maps, click on a business and get instant ideas for smart extortion. Right, Mr. Page?". Page nodded his head in shame.
"There's tons of really useful stuff on Mafia+.", Bruno continued. "Like a list of nearby weapon stores you can rob, galleries of people that are either after you or should be whacked, or all the bad cops at the nearest station... Mr. Page here has really done an excellent job", Bruno concluded, while giving Larry a harsh shoulder massage.
"Uhm, yes, don't mention it", said Page, shivering. When asked how Mafia+ was built and launched in merely 30 days, he pointed at Mario and Bruno. "The mafia was so kind to provide a task force to help us ensure smooth delivery", Page said while showing some rope burns on his wrists. "It has been, uhm, a very, very special time for all of us here at Google."
I was about to ask for details, but Mario suddenly got up from the sofa. "Mister, you need to leave now. Mr. Page needs to focus on di business now." he said, while pointing me at the door. Only then I noticed some splashes of what I'd like to think was tomato sauce on the door. I quickly got out, while waving to Page, who seemed glued to his chair.
Join me next time, as I continue to cover the Mafia takeover at Google.