Samsung and Armani Release Pricey Phone, Douches Rejoice
Well, for those of you in Europe that are stuck for what to buy the big, trend-chasing, brand whore in your life, Samsung and Armani have the perfect answer: a Giorgio Armani cellphone.
Now, not only can the fashionistas in Milan wear really tight, overpriced Armani t-shirts while they sip espressos after lunch at the fabulously expensive Boeucc, they can text their friends about the hideous shoes the cow at the next table is wearing from their shiny overpriced Armani phones.
Effectively identical to the AT&T Captivate available currently in the states, the Armani-branded version will reportedly offer some additional bundled multimedia. But even with the inclusion of the director's cut of Brett Farve's penis, we can't imagine it's actually worth the $950 asking price (O.K. - 700 Euros to be exact).
The oddest thing about it is the lack of the Giorgio Armani name on the back of the thing, which makes next to impossible to point the logo out to the poor sap that only spent $200 bucks on the same phone while you're talking to your yacht-sitter.
Dig the following un-boxing video, then get your credit cards ready: