WTFJeans Give Your Junk a Snuggle
You just can't stand keeping your iPhone or iPod Touch in that crappy, standard issue jeans pocket, can you? And the memory stick you carry around that has your KeePass password database and a hacked version of Windows Ultimate? You need a safe place for that too, don't you?
WTFJeans has got you covered, and then some. Their new pair of pants has an iPhone/iPod pocket that's "easy in, easy out," and has a micro-fiber liner to protect and serve. Then there's the hidden memory stick pocket to keep all your critical data and encrypted porn close.
But perhaps the most interesting thing of all doesn't pad your electronic gizmos, it pads your flesh gizmo. That's right, for some reason they've added extra padding in the crotch to give you a nice wang snuggle, and it works whether you dress right or left.
They've even stitched a huge outline down there too, either to imply you've got a mammoth unit or to provide targeting assistance for the chick you just insulted after getting wigged out on too much Mountain Dew.
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