BP CEO on Oil Spill: "I Would Like My Life Back"
Tony Hayward, CEO of British Petroleum, would like his life back, you guys! You know who else would probably like their lives back? All the sea mammals you killed with your massive oil spill! Oh, you know, and maybe those eleven guys who got killed in the accident on the rig? Yeah, maybe those guys, too.
It's just such an unbelievably selfish and callous sentiment to air publicly. If he didn't want to devote all his time these days to cleaning up oil and managing PR spin, maybe he shouldn't have gone into the oil business!
At least Mr. Hayward can look on the bright side: when all this is said and done, the life he goes back to is that of an exceptionally wealthy man with very little conscience. It's smooth sailing from here on out!