Drunk Coachella Bro Can't Get His Flip-Flops On
The highlight of this year's Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival was not Jay-Z's headlining act, the Pavement reunion show, or Thom Yorke. No, that honor must be bestowed upon drunk flip-flop bro.
This video, running just under two minutes, documents one man's desperate struggle to put on his flip-flops. He's just too wasted—in the middle of the afternoon, mind you—to put on what is probably the easiest garment to put on. Seriously, how drunk do you have to be to take nearly two full minutes to slip on a pair of sandals?
All I can say is that I'm glad someone had the foresight to record this moment for posterity. Thank you.