"Google Shit" Does it For You
C'mon. We've all been in this situation at work. You are up against a deadline and suddenly that six bean burrito supreme you ate at lunch is starting to press against your lower intestines, begging to be released. Yes, it's time to make a doody but you really don't have the time. Well, in the comedic universe of Funny or Die, there is an app for that.
Introducing the "Google Shit" application*. It's web based, but beware of clogs. Seriously.
*No actual affiliation with Google. Don't sue me.