In this Funny or Die Exclusive, the Four Loko folks treat us to a tour of their vineyards. In the video you'll discover where they get their fine four loko berries, the secrets behind the high level of caffeine in each bottle, and the tuarine. Which appears to come from directly ejaculating a bull. But hey, it stars Don Johnson so it must be classy right?
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