Spam Warfare - Page 2
For the record, my husband and I make love 3-4 times a day, seven days a week, double time on holidays. He is an animal in bed and has more staying power than my great uncle’s bull, Hercules. Quite frankly, the use of your product would either cause chaffing or kill us both. We already attend weekly couples Botox sessions to decrease some of the smile lines caused from receiving constant pleasure. Please move on to some other unsuspecting soul who really has issues in the bedroom.
More than satisfied
I have since sent all of these spam emails into the cyber trashcan. I apologize in advance if they inadvertently make it into your email. They are like a new Internet STD that has been unleashed. I just have one question…Do they sell computer prophylactics?
Laurie Fabrizio is a contributing author of the book, "Laugh Your Shorts Off". When she is not trying to keep her husband on the ground, you can find her on her personal blog, "Married to Middle–Aged Maverick" or on Twitter at lfab24.