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Butt Chugging And Vodka Tampons – The New Fads

Author: Stephen Alexander
Published: November 12, 2011 at 6:13 am
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Vodka Tampons?Parents of teenagers have a lot to be worried about today, but are you aware of the new fads of Butt Chugging and Vodka Tampons?

Butt Chugging is similar to a beer bong, except that the consumption of the beer is rectally, as opposed to orally. A funnel is connected to a tube which is inserted into the rectum. The beer is taken much like an enema. The main purpose of Butt Chugging as opposed to drinking beer is that the alcohol taken rectally has a much greater effect than the alcohol taken orally.


The alcohol gets absorbed directly into the bloodstream when taken rectally, bypassing the stomach and the acid in the stomach. One major disadvantage with Butt Chugging is that you can't vomit the beer as you can if you consume too much beer in the traditional manner.


Vodka Tampons are inserted either vaginally or rectally, after soaking them in vodka. A super tampon can hold almost a shot of vodka. When taken vaginally or rectally, the alcohol absorbs directly into the blood stream. Vodka Tampons have the same disadvantage as Butt Chugging, mainly that you can't vomit the alcohol as you can if you consume too much alcohol in the traditional manner.


Quite ironic if you think about it too long is that the main purposes for Butt Chugging and Vodka Tampons is to avoid having alcohol on your breath to conceal the consumption from parents and police. The alcohol all goes to the same place, the bloodstream. Thus, it all is for naught as your breath, hours later, is just a reflection of your bloodstream.

 
 

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A Circuit Civil - Family Law - Divorce Mediator serving throughout Florida: Daddy, Husband, Attorney with a Bachelor in Materials Engineering and a Juris Doctorate from University of Florida.

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