Roseanne: A Woman With Bigger Nuts Than Any Other Candidate!
It's no joke- Roseanne Barr will be running for president! Despite living on a nut farm, she recently announced on Jay Leno that she is officially a candidate for president on Thursday. She is starting her own political party, "The Green Tea Party". This is what she said:
“You know, Jay, I decided that since you’re the one that got Arnold Schwarzenegger elected as governor of California, that I wanted to make my announcement here on your show because I really wanted to ask for your support. My announcement is that I am running for president of the United States. I’m totally serious,’cause I want to be a part of the debates, because I want to represent the tax payer. In fact, I’m choosing the tax payers as my vice president...I have feral pigs that overrun my farm, and I’d like to shoot them out of a helicopter. But, um, that’s kinda what got me thinking that I too should run for president, if she can…I feel like she’s (Sarah Palin) stealing my act, anyway...I'm not for either party because they both suck and they're both a bunch of criminals. So I made up my own party. It's America's Green Tea Party.”
Call me crazy, but, this chick has my vote. She's a certified badass, doesn't take any bullshit from anyone, and isn't afraid to fail. She learns from mistakes and can face her fears. Is she really that political? I have no clue. But, she can stand up to the people who doubt her and say "f**k you, would you like to buy a vowel?" Strong women, like myself, deserve respect. We swear, we fight, we love, and we are leaders. Personally, I would kill to see Chelsea Handler as her running mate. Both are surprisingly intelligent women with a no-nonsense attitude that I respect. They are efficient and not afraid of work. Plus, both women are breaking ground in what was once a man's world. Personally, I appreciate a woman who can hold her own and just be honest- even if it requires being a bitch! She's always been the working class hero, why wouldn't she make a great president?
Take that, Obama! How does it feel to be up against a woman who has more balls than you? Sarah Palin, Barack Obama, and Herman Cain need to watch out!
Pass the nuts, guys. It's gonna be a great show!
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