Valentine's Day is for Suckers, Not Romantics - Page 2
I would rather receive a new water bottle.
At least most retailers worth their salt have wizened up and offer pre-Christmas sales, so we don't feel we are complete victims to the cause. If you are one of those smug people that goes around toting flowers at double the cost on Valentine's Day, you may as well have "sucker" tattooed on your forehead, or "kick me" attached to your behind.
If you must acknowledge where cupid's arrow has fallen for you this Valentine's Day, at least get creative. For some other, more interesting ways to show some love, click here.
Contrary to how this sounds, I actually am romantic, but also pragmatic. Read me a poem on Valentine's Day, instead. I promise I won't laugh.